And the award for 2012’s “Best Response To A Question Posed In A Gay Porn Scene” goes to… ::opens envelope and paused for dramatic effect, then gets distracted by something shiny and starts daydreaming about Troy Daniels‘ butthole::
Oh, right! This prestigious and very important award goes to British beauty Scott Hunter. When his costar Spencer Reed asks him what his problem is, his response is pure, yet potentially-scripted brilliance: “Um, you’re American”.
We assume Spencer isn’t a fan of this, because he throws Spencer over his desk, rips a hole in his pants, ties his hands behind his back, fingerbangs his hole, fucks his face and then proceeds to pound his snarky arse into oblivion.
Yes, I just said “arse”. I’m trying to be less American, so Scott Hunter doesn’t hate me!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: MenAtPlay
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Heh, that is a pretty good line.
Does that wallpaper look like a nightmarish sea of gaping vaginas to anyone ELSE????
hot porn, totally unrealistic… generally when we hear an american accent we get totally turned off, irritated, and throw them out…
spent a week in london and I’m getting so much ass based on being american, so…
Oh, Spencer Roid, ahem, Reed… After his twitter drama, I really don’t like that guy anymore. At all.
Thanks fella…It wasn’t meant to be disparaging but it got me what I wanted!!
Lean… Im disappointed that you were focussing on the paper and not me and Spencer getting it on! 🙂
Personally, I really love hot American guys… Spencer is a great example I think, hot, muscular, masculine… I love guys like that but it was hot for me!
Why didnt you look us up?! 🙂
Hey fella…
Event if you dont like Spencer as a guy, did you not enjoy the scene? I’m sorry if you didn’t, I loved making it.
Scott
Scene was great, love what you’re up to, Scott
Hey,
Thanks fella…I’m trying my best 🙂
Enjoy!!!
Scott
I’d Like to join these 2 guys for a 3some. hehehe
Well I liked it. Reallylove men in suits
Hey Mark,
Glad to hear it fella…it was awesome to make and had a great time with Spencer, I’m a lucky guy!!
Scott
hahaha, anyone with Spencer is in for a good time, I can say that much 🙂
no.
i wasn’t even thinking it until you mentioned it..
..but i had quickly dismissed that thought, since i don’t have eurotophobia, and cannot care less than i do now about seeing Snatch.
hahaha love it Rex 🙂
thanks mate.
🙂
random gay-male misogyny is sooo 1993, y’know.