Why don’t we get some waffles after you finish riding my cock, brah?

Have I committed enough SEO? You know how there’s porn where the dudes are playing like they’re jocks but you can tell they’ve never thrown any kind of sportsball in their lives? Kellin and Joey are the real thing. These jock bros pull up on a motorcycle, toss the ball back and forth, and pants each other. I kind of wish they’d give me a wedgie before DPing me. Once they make it to Sean Cody’s famed furniture, these two beefy fuckers are all over each other, exploring, sucking, licking, and fucking. This is what my over-active imagination thinks happens in all the good</strong> locker rooms after practice.

And then there’s marvelous convos like this:

“Who’s better at baseball?” They both raised their hands.
“Who’s a better catcher?” They pointed at the each other.
“Who’s a better pitcher?” They both pointed to themselves.
Kellin looked at Joey, “Wait, you know you catch.”
Joey looked proud, “I’m an all-star catcher.” We weren’t talking about baseball anymore.
After a long day playing in the sun, it was time for these two hotties to head back to the house and have some fun.
“It’s time to go fuck!”

They even slap each other like butch gays! (*side-eye*)

Do yourself a favor and check out more of Joey and Kellin bro-fucking each other below.

– Michael Xavier