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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Mick Lovell’s Crystal-Blue Eyes Staring Through Your Soul

Okay, fine! You win! I’ll finally admit it. I’m vaguely attracted to blond-haired Bel Ami twink Mick Lovell. This erotic epiphany occurred to me a few months ago, when I posted the first installment of the “Summer of Mick Lovell” series. Suddenly, I became one of those […]

The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Nate Karlton Looking Absurdly Sexy In (And Out Of) Uniform

I’m sorry! I really shouldn’t have used this image as the opening shot for today’s Cock Buffet. I mean, it’s okay if you’d already splooged all over yourself uncontrollably. Nate Karlton has that effect on people, and it’s only going to get worst once you […]

The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Jessie Colter’s VERY Loud Moans (And Charlie Harding’s Big Ol’ Cock)

I still feel the need to apologize for the absence of last Saturday’s Cock Buffet column. Even though I had a perfectly good reason for being out of the office, it’s common knowledge that I take my job as a masturbation enabler very seriously. It […]