“Ian Goes To Heaven” is a terrible name for a gay porn scene, because it makes it sound like there was a tragic accident on set that resulted in the untimely demise of power bottom twink Ian Levine. Alas, I’m not going to hold that against […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Mason Coxx
To understand my newfound fascination with Mason Coxx, you need to take into account that he used to look like this back when he worked as an exclusive model for the twinkiest site on the net, Helix Studios. He started going gray around his temples […]
21 Pics of Jett Jaxx, A College Dude You Could Do Up The Butt
Jett Jaxx is quite the looker with his dark hair, cute face and a pair of meaty thighs that lead up to an extremely fuckable ass. It’s no wonder that when we asked you to choose your favorite model on our “12 College Dudes You Could […]
10 Reasons Alan Thicke Is The Sexiest #THICKE of Them All
Everyone is so busy talking about Robin Thicke‘s big dick and how “Blurred Lines” is the 2013 Song of Summer and, blah, blah, blah, something else about sexism and objectification. (I actually take that last part seriously, lest you were worried I was being dismissive.) […]
Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Undergoes Gender Reassignment.
Remember five minutes ago when we were talking about how Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” was a contender for Song of the Summer 2013? Well, since then, the song has been swimming around in the collective consciousness and the clever lasses that make up Mod Carousel […]
It’s Been A Rough Couple Of Weeks, So Here’s Most Of Teen Wolf’s Gay Moments Edited Together To Soothe Your Troubled Soul
Sometimes negative events all seem to take place within a few days of each other and makes us feel like it’s all hopeless and someone should just enter the launch codes and call it a day. Court verdicts lead to shock and outrage, terrorists make […]
Could This #TWINKE Handle #THICKE’s (Allegedly) Big Dick?
Hold me! I can’t stop laughing at the Helix Studios parody of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines”. When I spotted it on The Sword, I had to watch it at least five or seven times, because I didn’t believe it was actually real. This isn’t even […]
Twink Tank: Andrew Markus
Andrew Markus consistently has this huge, mischievous smile plastered on his face that exudes pure naughtiness. He looks so thrilled to be sucking cock and getting fucked up the ass, you can’t help but believe he’s actually (gasp!) enjoying himself in his scenes. His happiness […]
Twink Tank: Ian Levine
Did Ian Levine escape from the secret farm where Bel Ami breeds their flock of impossibly beautiful young men? At 5’8″ and 125 pounds with blond hair, blue eyes and a very healthy appetite for cock, this 18 year-old fellow is every twink lover’s dream come […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Justin Bieber Is One Underwear Yank Down From Twink Porn
ITEM – The Biebs is looking Helix Studios twink porn-ready! It’s his 19th birthday today, and Justin Bieber celebrated by showing off that fuck train-ready body to the paps in London. Frankly, I’ve always felt the saggy pants thing to be a little silly. Unless […]