You’re probably guessing that “Dick Dorm” combined with “way to get drunk” means that someone in this scene is getting a beer enema. YEP. It’s Dick Dorm, they’re twisted as fuck. Johnny Rapid’s sexier double Charlie Pattinson (what, I think Charlie Pattinson looks like Rapid […]
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You Guys Know Bromo’s “The Intruder” Is Just Fantasy, Right?
Can we talk about Leon Lewis? Dude is packed and stacked! He’s the victim in the latest installment of Bromo’s The Intruder. Leon’s just trying to do his laundry when fiendish and stealthy Brad Powers pops out at him. Let the role play begin! Note: […]
Beldina: “What More Can I Say”
Up-and-coming Swedish singer Beldina is influenced by Mary J. Blige, French DJs and the style of Audrey Hepburn. All I’m going to say is that if this combination leads to anything else as great as “What More Can I Say”, she should probably stick with it […]
Oh Hey, Here Are The 2013 Golden Globe Nominations…
It’s that time of the year when I feel like a douche-hat for never getting out to the movies! While I could follow the Grammy nominations on a basic level, the 2013 Golden Globe nominees read like a list of things I’d care about if […]
Popular Demand: The Week of A Million Naked Celebs
Here’s a rundown of all the awesome Celebrity Skin you missed last week! Daniel Craig showed off his penis, Matthew McConaughey showed off his butt, Daniel Day-Lewis showed off his penis, Chris Messina showed off his everything and Mark Ruffalo fake-showed off his throbbing cock. Beyond […]
Jessie Ware: “Wildest Moments”
So far, “Wildest Moments” is the poppiest, most accessible offering from South London vocalist Jessie Ware. It falls somewhere between Lana Del Rey and Leona Lewis‘ “Bleeding Love”, toeing the line between catchy, repetitive and overly generic while still remaining enjoyable. I realize this might […]
Gleek Out: Original Song
Spoiler alert! Kurt and Blaine made out last night on Glee. We realize it’s wholly unnecessary to say “spoiler alert” when we’ve led into this post with the picture above. Quite frankly, we don’t feel bad about ruining this plot point for you. It’s already […]
Aural Only: Natasha Bedingfield
We’ve been holding off on Natasha Bedingfield‘s “Strip Me”, because we were convinced it had already been featured on here. As it turns out, we were confusing this song with Bedingfield’s last single “Touch”, so we’ll be giving this on a chance on this Saturday’s […]
Album Review: Charice
A few years ago, Oprah Winfrey crowned Charice Pempengco as "The Most Talented Girl In The World". The Filipina singer rose to fame through YouTube, and her various appearances on the talk show host's program probably didn't hurt her profile. So now that the eighteen year-old […]
Weekly Top Ten: Gaga Snatches It Back
Well, it was too good to last. Pink achieved the impossible by Wild Card round, before they even had a chance to compete. If you're a Weekly Top Ten virgin, you can (digitally) lick my balls while I explain the rules to you. Each week you'll […]