Secret Sex: 50 Cent

50 Cent

When I saw the title of Andy's post "Is 50 Cent Homophobic?", I literally laughed out loud. As far as his public image goes, the answer is "pretty much". But get him behind closed doors? And this man is bent over screaming "YES HOMO!" I've spoken with several industry insiders, including one of his former back-up singers, and they've all confirmed that this man is one-hundred percent on the down low. 

Now I would never date anyone who wasn't comfortable with their sexuality, but when it comes to no-strings-attached fucking? I'd take this motherfucker to the candy shop in an instant. I mean, he's got a smokin' hot body, and I could hit his spots so good that he'd forget about his dwindling rap career. Yeah, I said it. And you know he can take it hard. Nine shots of cum.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: King Magazine

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50 Cent shirtless

4 thoughts on “Secret Sex: 50 Cent

  1. i like you, Dewitt.
    you’re keepin’ it real, here.
    hey.
    maybe if/when he finally gets too Down & Out you’ll see him show up in some escort service ADs or, better yet, actual (Gay) Porns.
    (but you wouldn’t mind it if he appears in bi-porns, either, i suppose.)

  2. This post is such bullshit. There is no way 50 cent is a homo. Hes so fuckin gangster. And 50s rap career is definitely not dwindling! “BEFORE I SELF DESTRUCT” this november its gonna be poppin!

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