Jeopardy has been on the air for so long that I’m pretty sure Alex Trebek‘s a billion years old. Actually, it’s more like seventy-one. Either way, what you need to know is that I’d bang the hell out of him. Back in the ’80s. Back in the ’90s. Back in the ’00s (feeling old now). And to this day.
It wasn’t until recently that I started watching Jeopardy again. Frankly, the reason I keep watching the show is because Trebek’s such a snarky bastard. A contestant could be talking about how she almost cured cancer, and he’d be like, “That’s great.” This line would be delivered in the most insincere tone known to man.
Maybe I’m just a glutton for punishment, but I love the idea of putting my all into a fuck with Trebek and giving it to him like I’ve never given it to anyone else. Then he’d roll over afterwards, start dressing himself and say in a very stern manner, “Well, at least you finished strong.”
Bonus appeal: If anyone tried to steal my shit, he’d tackle them. That’s great.
– Dewitt
For a never-before-seen lost nude pic of Alex Trebek, follow the JUMP:
I’m really good at Photoshop, guys! Also, here’s Alex Trebek throwing shade:
Dewitt, ol’ budddy: You sure have some mighty strange fantasies. Or maybe you just need a little holiday time. I suggest a week or two at a nude resort somewhere. No. Really.
I have nothing against odd fetishes but this is a new one to me. Snarky people turn you on? Hmmm.
don’t wanna know yuk yuk ….
I love Jeopardy! and I love Alex Trebek! I can’t say that I’ve ever fantasized about banging him, but I would definitely love to go out drinking with the dude! And that clip you posted is hilarious! He can be such a dick sometimes… Its easy when you have the answers on a card in front of you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2w72KAkQQ
gross assed que asco i want to die having looked at that
Uh, no. Not only no, but hell no.
The sheer nerve you had to put him on Steve Kelsoe’s body !
what’s a stupid secret sex fantasy for $500. please?
He’s obviously quite old now, but I always thought he was incredibly good looking. Don’t worry, Dewitt, you’re not alone on this one.
I have seen Alex nude (at a local gym) and he looks great — especially for his age — but he isn’t tattooed anywhere (that I noticed). Couldn’t you have found a different body to put his head on than this tattooed guy’s? I’ve had a thing for Alex too since way back when (the 70s) and would love to get nude and nasty with him, but not to the bizarre extremes you’re taken it. (And Alex is a very nice gentleman — nothing “snarky” or jerky about him, so I don’t know where anyone’s getting that from.) But I will say one thing: although the nude photo you posted “of Alex” is as hokey as they cum, once you’ve see ‘the real thing’ naked, you won’t forget. I never will! He’s very bonerlicious at any age!