Andy Milder plays the character Dean Hodes on the Showtime original series Weeds, and I've always had this huge crush on him that I can't quite put my finger on. When I googled Milder a while back, I discovered that I may not even be attracted to him very much. Maybe it's something about his acting? Because I'd still totally sleep with him.
This may be a bit of a spoiler alert if you haven't seen the third season, but there's this fantastic scene where Dean and Doug (Kevin Nealon) get high on prescription drugs and decide to compare penis sizes. I've been contemplating getting a screen-cap of the moment they both drop their pants, because you get a little peek at both of their asses.
Oddly enough, the part of the scene that got me hardest was when Dean talked about the girth of his cock. Once they both whip it out, Doug confirms that he beats him on length. Dean argues that he's more of a grower than a shower, so the two men start jerking their cocks together. At that point, I was jerking mine too!
Even so, I feel weird admitting it, and that's why Andy Milder is someone I'd have secret sex with. Am I alone on this one? And I've never asked before, but who are some guys that you're slightly ashamed to lust after?
– Dewitt
For some photos of Andy Milder and a cute little video, follow the JUMP:
…And here's one from Frost/Nixon. Got to love the porn-stache!
Yup, your all alone on this one..
Well, this is a lapse in judgment. When a hottie like Hunter Parrish is on this show can anyone look at any other guy?
Hey D,
Maybe your secret attraction is that he seems so dominated by the red headed bitch that he is (or was) married to (on the show), that it makes him seem like you could over power a straight guy…LOL!
The guy who keeps me boned isn’t really all that attractive either, is the guy who plays the brother-in-law…he seems like the type who would drop trou for a good high or anything that might get him somewhere…and something tells me he’s packing…
uhm yea you are for sure alone on this one..ewww. And double ewww on Kevin Nealon..eww
Ha, I don’t care if I’m alone on this one! I still think he’s kind of sexy in a completely awkward and not-sexy way. That’s why it’s called “secret sex”!
@Gary: I know what you mean about the brother-in-law. He had quite a bulge in this one episode for the third season. He’s walking around in underwear cooking eggs or something, and I was just like “DAMN!” Kind of a doughy body, but still there’s something sexy about him.
Never seen Weeds, but he is a cutie (have seen him on various other shows). He’d definitely be boyfriend material …you know, if he weren’t married.
Now I really want to see that scene.
I would make all kinds of sex to Sean Ashton, after seeing him as Sam in LotR. Plus he was looking pretty sexy in Click.
Never watched the show, but he kind of reminds me of Kevin Kline, who I’d do in a heart beat. Even though he’s starting to show his age, I think he’s still hot. AND he’s done at least two movies (that I can think of, off-hand) where he played gay.
Andy Milder doesn’t do it for me personally. But “Andy” the brother-in-law does have a certain inexplicable sexy charm.
Dewitt I hope u r getting the help that u desperately need .( since this posting )
Dewitt I hope u r getting the help that u desperately need .( since this posting )
Awww, I think he’s cute.
Awww, I think he’s cute.