Secret Sex: Brandon Davis

Brandon Davis, socialite, heir, rich boy, fucking famous chicks, Avril Lavigne, moving in together, blowjob, secret sex, gay sex, substance abuse, sweaty, greasy

If you haven't heard of Brandon Davis, he's basically the male equivalent of Paris Hilton but greasier. Yes, he's not much beyond a rich boy socialite who constantly looks high. And despite that (or perhaps because of that), he's constantly fucking some famous chick. As I write this post, rumors are stirring that pop star Avril Lavigne is moving in with him.

But let's cut to the chase–I want to put my dick in Brandon Davis' mouth. As ashamed as I am to say it, I just think there's something really irresistible about his lips. Hell, he could sweat all over my damn carpet, and I wouldn't give a damn if my cock were down his throat. Should I not be admitting this? Or does anyone else see it?

– Dewitt

16 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Brandon Davis

  1. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    It’s one thing to have sex and its another to fuck a man with one of the most repulsive personalities around (and no, he’s not very attractive, you’d think with money he could do something about that)
    I don’t think I can read this blog anymore.

  2. SERIOUSLY??? IF I EVEN SEE THAT UGLY NASTY FUCK FACE IN PERSON, I’D HAVE TO WASH MY EYES WITH CHLORINE!

  3. We are certainly learning more and more about Dewitt each week. That “person” is completely skeezy and non- doable! Get to a clinic, ho !

  4. Don’t know the guy or care to except for the same reason as dewitt, them there are some pretty lips.

  5. Enjoy Brandon Davis if you must, but as I look at his face – before long I see a fat bloated guy headed for a rehab clinic (of some sort) in the very near future.

  6. I would agree with Dewitt on 1 thing he is the male equivalent of Paris Hilton plastic and fake BTW who plucked his eye brows must have had 1 eye closed !!!

  7. Dewitt! I’d totally let him do whatever he wanted to/with me. He’s not fantastic looking, but I can see where you’re coming from.

  8. Dewitt, You made the comparison to Paris Hilton. Money may buy you attention, but true fame has to be earned. And to paraphrase the late George Carlin, “I wouldn’t fuck either one of them with a stolen dick!”

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