Secret Sex: Chris Carrabba

Chris Carrabba, Dashboard Confessional, secret sex, emo, angsty, gay, fucking, nostalgia, music, Alter the Ending, stalking, phases

Don't roll your eyes at me like that! We all go through phases that we later come to regret in life, and it just so happens that my phase incorporated an obsession with Dashboard Confessional's The Place You Have Come To Fear The Most. I would sing along to lyrics about "bitter pills", and swoon over the dreamy lead singer Chris Carrabba.

There was a point where this man's words were the deepest thing I had ever heard. These days, I just want to be deep inside of him. It's a nostalgia fuck of sorts. Much like Argiris Karras, Carrabba isn't an unattractive man, but it's the context of my lust that makes me feel slightly ashamed about wanting to plow him.

Apparently, he's been doing an acoustic tour to promote the band's latest album Alter the Ending. Though I haven't heard any of his new stuff, I'm sure it's just as angsty and awful as the old songs. Maybe I should go stalk him? 

– Dewitt

To see a shirtless picture of Chris Carrabba, follow the JUMP:

Chris Carrabba, Dashboard Confessional, secret sex, emo, angsty, gay, fucking, nostalgia, music, Alter the Ending, stalking, phases, shirtless, half naked

Chris Carrabba, Dashboard Confessional, secret sex, emo, angsty, gay, fucking, nostalgia, music, Alter the Ending, stalking, phases, shirtless, half naked

Chris Carrabba, Dashboard Confessional, secret sex, emo, angsty, gay, fucking, nostalgia, music, Alter the Ending, stalking, phases, shirtless, half naked

9 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Chris Carrabba

  1. LoL… Even though the secret sex isn’t because of his looks… I think they make up for anything he sings about haha…

  2. I always thought he was hot as hell. And I still listen to “Vindicated” pretty often – it’s one of my favorite songs.

  3. yea Vindicated is an awesome song. And yea, I have fantasized about him as well.. I think he is very hot. Saw him perform at college.

  4. as long as he doesn’t sing or cry after coming. i say why not. he’s hot. he just acts like a woman.

  5. Hatpat I know u had sex with him but was he really there ? Lol dude I was just teasing !!! BTW Hatpat was he any good ? !!!

  6. Im dead serious! I did have sex with him and no he was not good at all….well it was ok but the only reason it was hot at all was because of who he was!!

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