When compared to the past two weeks, this edition of Secret Sex is significantly lighter on the douche-factor. In fact, I’m pretty sure Chris Pratt is a legitimately awesome human being. Am I wrong to assume that hilarity and a good heart are prerequisites for marrying Anna Faris? Because he totally liked her and put a ring on it. I’m mostly ashamed about lusting after Pratt because I love Anna Faris so much that I’d marry her. Maybe they’d be up for a trouple…
Pratt has put on some pounds since his Everwood days, but I’m totally down with his new chunky (and hunky) body. These days, he plays the character Andy Dwyer on NBC’s Parks & Recreation. We got a good glimpse of him naked in a recent episode, and my dick hasn’t recovered since.
– Dewitt
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm i love beefy guys
I’m there with you, Dewitt. Between Chris’s scruffy nudity, Nick Offerman’s bear ‘stache, Paul Schneider’s pure hotness, and even Jim O’Heir’s mature beefiness, I’m really digging Parks and Rec. I hope they keep up the nudity.
he kinda reminds me of “Pam”‘s old boyfriend, from `The Office´ — who also had a Gerard Butler-thing going.
Each is own ( I guess ) but a Patriotic polar bear does nothing 4 me !!!
Boy ain’t “husky”. He’s just plain “HEAVY”.
show some pics of another heavy, but sexier guy…. Seth Rogen!!!!
Oh hell yeah, I think his character on P&R is so sexy.
He’s gorgeous.