When compared to the past two weeks, this edition of Secret Sex is significantly lighter on the douche-factor. In fact, I’m pretty sure Chris Pratt is a legitimately awesome human being. Am I wrong to assume that hilarity and a good heart are prerequisites for marrying Anna Faris? Because he totally liked her and put a ring on it. I’m mostly ashamed about lusting after Pratt because I love Anna Faris so much that I’d marry her. Maybe they’d be up for a trouple…
Pratt has put on some pounds since his Everwood days, but I’m totally down with his new chunky (and hunky) body. These days, he plays the character Andy Dwyer on NBC’s Parks & Recreation. We got a good glimpse of him naked in a recent episode, and my dick hasn’t recovered since.
– Dewitt
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