Secret Sex: Cy Waits

This man is dating Paris Hilton. Do I really need to explain why I’m kind of ashamed I’d have sex with him? To be completely honest, I don’t know much about Cy Waits. Apparently he’s some “nightlife impresario” or something like that? Whatever the case may be, he’s dating Paris Hilton. Which means he’s probably a douche and a half. End scene.

With that said, I did a double-take when I saw these pictures of them swimming in Hawaii! The man’s got a pretty rockin’ body, even if he’s dating a socialite who’s most famous for flashing her tits in night vision. As sad as I am to admit it, I would probably hit that.

– Dewitt

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30 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Cy Waits

  1. It’s kind of nice to see that Paris is starting to let her figure go. She used to look so unhealthy.

  2. I actually like Paris. But yes, I am glad she is looking a bit better with a fuller figure. I would love to be her friend.

  3. Paris Hilton has actually calmed down quite a bit, which is a good thing. As to her boyfriend, yeah I’d hit it. Very handsome 🙂

  4. I agree with “Your Mom.” Paris looks like she ate a sandwich and it is a major improvement!

  5. I know the guy and he is a very big hearted guy that is down to earth. roomer has it he is very well indued 😉 not that matters much. He is kind and big hearted to everyone including the gay community. his brother and him started the first gay promotion in Vegas 10 years go called Thursday night fever. They are great guys and love all good people. Should be more of these type of people out in this world. Hope nothing but the best for these guys

  6. good for paris! she is such a simple sweet hearted girl when you really get down to it i am sure! LOL anyway, yea – i’d tap that! he needs some board shorts that do not go past his knees…

  7. she’s a skank, and he is a pig…great match…n both offer nothing to the world but mindless silliness…

  8. He’s hot, but has to drop the skank, I mean, the girlfriend. He’s in really bad company.

  9. Jeez – the guy looks like his skin has been overfilled with condensed milk. shudder…

  10. That may be somebody else’s idea of a “Rocking Body” but it damned sure ain’t mine! If this is the best she can manage, good. It’s all she deserves. The only more pathetic, worthless person that Paris Hilton that comes to mind is Linsey Lohan.

  11. Will you haters just lay off this couple?

    Paris looks great Cy Waits is a good guy and a great business man.

    No wonder her parents love him – they know he will do alright by Paris.

  12. Maybe he likes a hot girl like Paris who rakes in $$ millions a year, that way he knows he is not getting a lazy god digger.

  13. Personally, I love Paris and all her family and friends.
    Can’t wait for her new reality show to start in April on Oxygen titled The World According To Paris.

  14. Cy Waits is hot and so is his hot twin brother Jesse Waits.
    Did I mention the Waits twins are hot LOL???????

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