Once upon a time, I met the Gay Pimp. Yes, the Gay Pimp. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, then you’ve obviously never seen “Soccer Practice”. And if you haven’t seen that video, I’m not exactly if I believe you’re a man who has sex with other men. It’s basically part of the gay sex initiation process.
But I should probably get back to my story. I had volunteered to register participants of an epic NYC nightlife photo shoot, and Jonny McGovern approached my desk as ready as ever for his close-up. The setting was kind of awkward–a bunch of drag queens, club promoters and Michael Musto sitting around in an empty office. Sensing this awkwardness, Jonny decided to put on some music. He thumbed through the available selections and wound up selecting a disk of his own remixes. Then he proceeded to dance in front of my desk, lip-synching to his own song. I stared at him blankly, dumbfounded by his fabulous narcissism.
And that’s it. Good story, right? Obviously, I like to pretend that my encounter with the viral video star went differently. In my head, he saw me sitting at that desk in discomfort, threw some fairy dust on me and teleported me to a magical world of go-go boys in jockstraps. We’d run around together saying, “Hey dude!”, and then we’d pair off with our own separate frat boys, do them against a wall and high five one another. Sometimes, my imagination scares me…
McGovern’s videos have been hit or miss, and his latest release, “Bossy Bottom”, leans towards the latter side. Even if I never want to hear this song again, I’d still join the wannabe pop star in tag-teaming a few guys in the video. Jonny and I would have to show them who’s really boss.
If you’re feeling brave, feel free to click through and check out the video! I’d recommend watching it on mute, because otherwise you’ll be submitted to uber-twink Adam Joseph‘s corny, white-boy raps. Yeah, I went there.
– Dewitt
To watch Jonny’s new video “Bossy Bottom”, follow the JUMP:
I love this song. Its def been a fav for over a year. I was kinda disappointed with the music video. “Somthin for the Fellas” was a HOT video with tons of hotties in it, and I thought this would be along the same lines. I mean “Bossy Bottom” you think there would be more kink in it, or atleast more half naked men being bent over by Mcgovern or bending Adam over. I guess I was just expecting more from this video. It like watch the other videos and this is the most tame with the most sexual song. Still love ya Jonny but this should have been insane sex to it
I actually happen to like the song and video, but I listen to the podcast religiously and I know that the song isn’t meant so much to impress, but rather just to be retarded and fun. Plus the snippets of Linda James and Erickatoure Aviance makes it more than worth it anyways.
Soccer Practice I think is still Johnny’s benchmark. This video was strangely arrousing…I guess because of all the twinky bottom meat! HAHA
I’m sorry but he is one scary looking man. He looks like he has down syndrome. Sorry, that’s a secret that should never be released.
dewitt baby….what a read! But that’s why i love this site!
we’ll teleport to another dimension for a frat orgy next time i see u.
anyway thanks for posting the vid.
Gotta go…i have some narcissistic lipsyncing to do.
Read on, Queens!
Love Jonny
i love this song and video, ESPECIALLY AJo’s parts, which aren’t trying to be raps at all..
Okay so I don’t know exactly why, but I NEED to find out more about the model with the Adidas had on. Does anyone know who he is?!
Ya know what, I felt the same way as you. But cut to a week and a few viewings later, the things I thought were dumb are the things I think are the most hilarious now. I can’t get Linda James talking about the “class PRRSSRRDNNNT” , “Bitch I heard you ain’t HRRRVIN IIIT” and of course “you ain’t no Blanche Devareaux Zsa Zsa Gabor” in that ridiculous voice out of my head. Ericatoure does not stop giving face and trannitude for one second. Big Gay Al or whatever he calls – I deplore such twinkary but his voice IS like buttah, seriously, (ever heard Faggoty Attention?) and he does a lot of the producing and singing on J McG tracks so the blonde betch really is talented.
1 more thing – I went so far as to do a re-edit of the track and want to match the video to it as well, and I want to start it off with a soft/hard porn clip of a truly sickening bossy bottom in action. Can anyone recommend something nauseating?