Secret Sex: Mariah Carey’s Power Bottom

What has two thumbs and no shame in admitting his odd sexual crushes? ::points to self with both thumbs:: This guy! What has a killer ass, a pink leotard and an unhealthy obsession with Mariah Carey‘s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”? Well, you’ll find out soon enough…

– Dewitt

Click through to see him in action:

(via OMG Blog)

16 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Mariah Carey’s Power Bottom

  1. i think he’s a little bit of a butter face, but guys who can move like that are hot.  and the spandex is only helping

  2. Oh sweetie, I like a dude in spandex as much as the next perv but…Mariah Carey ruins everything.

  3. Christmas music doesn’t help any either.

    He’s kind of cute, but I really love a guy that can be goofy like that, so I’d do him.

  4. Ohmygoodness, I am crying I am laughing so hard.

    That was the most flamboyantly gay rainbow queer thing I have ever seen…and I loved every second of it!

    After watching that, I’d never be able to get it up to have sex with him, but good God, he and I need to become besties!  Going out with him on a Saturday night would no doubt be a life-changing experience! 

  5. least it was more fun than watching mariah turn into a cougar and paw at justin beibs in his video of her song

  6. If you think he’s a butterface, check out some of his other vids on yourtube, he looks soooo much cuter with different hair and better lighting and of course the body (along with how can move it) is great. I’ve been in showbiz for a while now, and I can confidently say that I want Zac Hammer in every way imaginable, professional and otherwise, haha.  

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