“I would describe myself as little, bald and white. Small, bald white guys are kind of interchangeable. I used to lament the fact that I didn’t look like a cross between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then a few years ago I discovered a combination of acceptance and equanimity when I looked in the mirror. There is nothing terribly wrong with my face, even if some of its parts aren’t very inspiring.”
That’s a direct quote from Moby, so you don’t have to tell me twice that he’s not conventionally attractive. Frankly, I kind of forgot he existed until I read this article about him wishing there were more normal-sized penises in pornography. Then I remembered the sheer greatness of “Porcelain”, along with that one time I saw him in concert. It was sort of by accident. I went to the Area51 tour to see Outkast, The Roots and Incubus (don’t judge). It just so happened to be organized by Moby, despite the fact that I had no desire to see Moby live…
Apologies! This story’s starting to get a little convoluted. The point here? Moby’s a kind of pretentious nerd, and I’d definitely rub my dick on his hole. He’s really spunky and energetic on stage, which means he could probably last for hours in the sack. Also, is it wrong that I also want to rub his head while I’m inside him? I get the impression that bald guys don’t like to hear things like that.
– Dewitt
To check out a pic of Moby naked, follow the JUMP:
LOVE the last photo!
I would sleep with him. Also, I’m jealous you went to see The Roots and Incubus. Very Jealous.
Moby is a sexy little talented fucker.
Dewitt, I for one LOVE my bald head rubbed and most of the other shaved head guys I know do too. Rub it like you mean it!
Good to know! I will continue to fetishize bald guys with my desire to rub their heads.
OMG.. I think Moby is one hell of a hot man.
where is the jump??/
Under normal circumstances, I’d say no. But… he’s definitely cute and that picture… looks like he’s got a pretty cute butt.
I would
heck yeah anytime anyplace..
I think talented people become sexy…