I want to cum on Nick Offerman's face. Yes, the mustachioed man from Parks and Recreation (who also happens to be married to former Will & Grace star Megan Mullally). Though I spend the majority of my nights with the NBC comedy laughing and jerking off to Chris Pratt's antics, it recently dawned on me that I'd like to bestow onto Ron Swanson another kind of mustache–a cum mustache, if you will.
The fantasy has yet to excel beyond the oral phase, but I might consider fucking him if he's as smooth as his alter ego "Duke Silver". What? Stop looking at me like that! I'm not on crack just because I want to fuck a chubby dude with a 'stache…
– Dewitt
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No secret about it with me. He’s hot.
hmm..
..i think i can see the appeal.
i’m on the fence about Nick, right now, although i do lean more towards the right than left side; maybe if i saw him in person?
he looks like a pug… well, to each his own
ummm . . . no.
No. Definitely. No.
ohhhhhh hell to the fucking no
Oh My God, bwahahahahahaa!
The second photo had me rolling, lmfao!
I can see the appeal, but I find him more attractive when he’s wearing clothes…
He is attractive, yes.
YES! I always had a thing for him and my friends made fun of me so bad! That’s the only reason I watch that show lol
I think not. Those photos could easily turn a straight female into a lesbian
….immediately!