Secret Sex: Pitbull

My earliest memory of Pitbull revolves around his appearance on the Ying Yang Twins “Shake”. Shortly after, it seemed like he became the go-to act when parents couldn’t get (insert much more famous rapper here) for their daughters’ Super Sweet Sixteen. Seriously. Was he on every episode of that show? Or did I somehow only watch the episodes where he was booked as the party’s entertainment?

All jokes aside, Pitbull (for better or worse) is becoming a star in his own right. He officially broke out into the mainstream with his 2009 top ten hit “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)”, following it up with a string of high-profile guest appearances on songs by Enrique Iglesias, Usher and Jennifer Lopez. His latest album, Planet Pit, has already knocked out two more hits—“Give Me Everything” and “Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor)”.

Blah, blah, blah! You know the story by now. Overall, while I’m not entirely sure how I feel about Pitbull’s music, I’m coming to terms with the fact that he’s more attractive than I’d like to admit. This is especially true when he leaves a few of his top buttons open and shows off his chest hair… Am I the only one who wants to do a little horizontal Secret Sex dance with him?

– Dewitt

To listen to some of Pitbull’s hits, follow the JUMP:

And then there’s this, just because Shakira’s hot:

168 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Pitbull

  1. No Dewitt you’re not the only. Pitbull is smoking hot. I’m glad you posted a pic of him without his eyes covered. Very sexxxy Cubanito. I would have no problem playing with him anytime, anywhere. I to am loving the furry chest. YYYUUUMMMM!!!!!!

  2. Didn’t notice until Spring Break this year when I (accidentally, somehow) saw him performing on MTV in a husbandbeater and all sweaty and shit.  Very hot.  Too bad his music is awful.

  3. He’s like lady gaga to me. Mildly talented, but are able to put good beats to otherwise awful music. When his music comes on in clubs, you really can’t help but move to it, especially that “Give me everything” song. Hotness wise, I’m on the fence. I think i need a shirtless photo.

  4. Oh he pisses me off. Can’t stand nearly anything about him. Watch the key of awesome parody on yourtube of him and jennifer lopez.

  5. He looks naughty. His music is tolerable if it’s not overplayed. His new single is called International Love (feat. Chris Brown).

  6. just like Tahj before him, i see no real reason that one’s wanting to bone this dude should be a secret (assuming ideal conditions of course). 

    the dude seems like he’s as straight as an arrow though.
    “machisimo,” on a scale of 1 – 10, is up at 34, or thereäbouts.
    (which would make the guy that much hotter, if he does, in fact, play for our team, on certain special occasions.)

  7. just like Tahj before him, i see no real reason that one’s wanting to bone this dude should be a secret (assuming ideal conditions of course). 

    the dude seems like he’s as straight as an arrow though.
    “machisimo,” on a scale of 1 – 10, is up at 34, or thereäbouts.
    (which would make the guy that much hotter, if he does, in fact, play for our team, on certain special occasions.)

  8. I bet he has a big cock and a real pile-driving ass.  Dude probably fucks like freight train.

  9. thank you for make my day,im so much in love whit this men for a long time,having every wet dream that i could imagen,i love men w shave heads  my bad,i will continue abuse my self to this papi”’

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