Secret Sex: Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor

Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor
When I think of sex, I usually don't think of Tim Allen, but lately I've been fantasizing about his character Tim Taylor on Home Improvement. Even though Dewitt prefers Tim's sidekick Al Borland, my dick gets hard for The Tool Man. There's something about the way he wears his tool belt that drives me crazy. Tim might not be that handy with a drill, but I'm sure he can work his tool in bed.

Imagine laying on your bed as Tim walks into your bedroom wearing nothing but his tool belt? The thought of him fixing my leaky faucet is enough to almost make me orgasm without touching myself.

– Andy

17 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor

  1. BlockedUser,
    Dewitt is attending a fabulous gay wedding in Canada, so I’m doing all the blog entries today. =)
    -Andy

  2. I think BlockedUser was being sarcastic. I will say when the shows were on originally I never gave him a thought. But now that I’ve gotten older he appeals to me more.

  3. Yeah, I had a bit of a thing for him back in the Home Improvement days. Tim’s only gotten better with age, though.
    Saw him in that superhero kids movie with Courtney Cox. Yummers. Yeah, I was imagining very dirty things for him to be doing with that finger. :9

  4. Wow, O_o and I thought Dewitt found anything with a penis attractive.

  5. When I was in middle school, they showed us the movie Galaxy Quest starring Tim Allen. As a 13 year old closet case, I noticed every illusion of a penis and you see Tim’s tool in the scene after his bender. Weird that I remember that more than 10 years later…

  6. Terrible movie, but I love him in Wild Hogs. I love a sweaty man in leather.

  7. . . . . . ok, you and Dewitt both need some serious help, lol . . . and I thought it was bad enough with all the twink-talk, but now the tool-man and Al? Ewwwww . .. ..:-)

  8. I would love to fuck Al, but Tim, no, at least not from the pic you posted. There has got to be a better pic of tim the toolman taylor. but seriously Al….WOOF

  9. I always enjoy watching the re runs. They used to do some nice ass shots. Love the way his ass used to look in jeans or dresspants. Who knows if his ass might be still that hot but I would have eat that ass back in those days

  10. Bwahahahahahahaha at the comments! My answer to this query of yours…a firm NO!

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