Though I'll never remember how to spell Zach Galifianakis' last name, I can now officially state that I've admitted to wanting to suck his dick. Yes, I am talking about the guy from The Hangover. No, not Ed Helms or Bradley Cooper… the one with a beard that'd make Paul Bunyan jealous.
Look, I'm not going to deny it any longer. Galifianakis has a bearish sex appeal, and I'm dying to know what's lurking between those thick thighs. You can call me a chaser for loving him, but I prefer the term "embracer". Would I prefer him with his beard trimmed down a little? Of course! But would I do him either way? Take a guess.
– Dewitt
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This may be the only secret sex that you have stated thus far that I would pass on. I find him to be freaking annoying and unfunny.
I’m so glad someone else thinks this! Just something about him i adore!
i’m surprised you didn’t post the pics of him gettin his dick sucked at the end of “The Hangover”
Oh, it’s no secret. He’s fuckin’ hot!
The $54k backpack is way hotter than this dufus!
I can’t stop snickering because Zach’s last name looks like some sort of Swedish curse word or substitute name of his penis !!! What tha Galifianakas are you talkin’ about??? Or, can I touch your big, hairy Galifianakas?? Would you like to try some Galifianakas?????!!!! Ha,ha,ha…..
LOL Larry N MS BTW Dewitt I would rather blow ( get blown ) by a weed wacker !!!
Good Gawd Almighty! Shouldn’t this guy be chained to a post with some dogs baiting him? Sorry, not for me. Flame me if you must but I’d do the backpack too.