What position do you find yourself in most often?
Bottom — 32%
Versatile — 34.6%
Top — 31%
Other — 2%
I would describe my body type as:
Slim — 14%
Swimmers — 8%
Average — 36%
Athletic — 25%
Muscular — 5%
Bear — 7%
Chub — 6%
What body type are you most attracted to?
Slim — 6%
Swimmers — 14%
Average — 16%
Athletic — 38%
Muscular — 16%
Bear — 11%
Chub — 0%
What part of a man do you find most attractive?
face — 35%
smile — 15%
abs — 3%
pecs — 7%
arms — 4%
ass — 12%
back — 1%
legs — 0%
feet — 1%
cock — 4%
mind — 1%
eyes — 10%
hands — 3%
personality — 6%
bank account — 1%
What do you find most satisfying?
One-on-one sex with a boyfriend or a fuck buddy — 72%
One-on-one sex with a stranger — 6%
A threesome — 12%
Group sex or an orgy — 6%
Solo sex with you and your hand — 3%
What do you prefer your sex partners to smell like?
Nothing — 38%
Dior Homme Sport fragrance — 15%
Sweat from the gym — 21%
Cigar smoke — 1%
Soap — 24%
Chanel No. 5 — 1%
What scenario excites you the most?
Sex in a park/street/outdoors — 16%
Sex in the bathroom of a department store — 5%
Sex in front of an open window on 8th Avenue — 7%
Jacking someone off under a blanket on an airplane — 6%
Sex on the dance floor at a club — 7%
Sex on the roof of a buildling — 24%
A glory hole/anonymous sex — 5%
Sex in the steam room at the gym — 18%
Sex in a back room or sex club — 13%
My ideal sex partner most resembles:
Daniel Craig — 22%
Zac Efron — 8%
Brad Pitt — 14%
James Franco — 31%
Madonna — 1%
Erik Rhodes — 8%
Tyson Beckford — 6%
Javier Bardem — 11%
Hurley from Lost — 1%
RuPaul — 0%
What is your favorite part of the body to touch, kiss or lick during sex?
nipples — 9%
neck — 21%
toes — 0%
asshole — 14%
cock — 28%
balls — 7%
underarm — 8%
ears — 4%
waistline — 5%
back of knee — 0%
stomach — 5%
What part of your body do you like touched/kissed/licked the most during sex?
nipples — 21%
neck — 22%
toes — 0%
asshole — 18%
cock — 23%
balls — 6%
underarm — 1%
ears — 5%
waistline — 3%
back of knee — 1%
stomach — 1%
How big is your package?
Below average — 2%
Average — 51%
Large — 40%
Huge — 5%
Unbelievable — 3%
How big do you like your partner’s package to be?
It doesn’t matter — 21%
Below average — 1%
Average — 30%
Large — 42%
Huge — 5%
Unbelievable — 1%
How big is too big?
Free IKEA pencil — 2%
Banana — 7%
Flashlight — 37%
One-liter bottle of soda — 39%
Traffic cone — 8%
Empire State Building — 8%
My wildest sexual fantasy includes:
A candlelit bedroom — 46%
Whipped cream and chocolate sauce — 24%
Double fucking (taking two cocks at once) — 50%
Fisting — 10%
Bondage or mummification — 15%
Stuffed animals — 1%
Water sports — 19%
Money changing hands — 15%
How many times a week do you have sex with a partner?
average — 3.2 times
2 or more — 69%
3 or more — 44%
5 or more — 15%
7 or more — 6%
How many times a week do you masturbate?
average 6.1 times
2 or more — 88%
3 or more — 80%
5 or more — 55%
7 or more — 41%
How has the recession effected your sex life?
I have lots more sex with lots more people — 18%
I have lots more sex with the same people — 28%
I want to have lots of sex but can’t find partners — 16%
Lots of people want to have sex but I’m just not in the mood — 29%
I have taken to wearing a purity ring — 9%
Are you employed?
yes — 85%
no — 15%
Which section of craigslist do you spend the most time browsing?
Jobs — 43%
Men seeking men — 55%
I sold my computer to pay rent — 2%
To save money when going out do you:
Go out early for an open bar — 67%
Hide your coat behind a sofa rather than checking it — 28%
Flirt with someone unattractive to get free drinks — 14%
Give a blow job in the bathroom for drink tickets — 5%
Borrow from a friend’s party “supplies” — 12%
Which of these luxuries would you give up before canceling your MANHUNT account?
Starbucks coffee — 40%
Designer clothes — 21%
Going out to eat — 6%
Broadway shows — 23%
Spa treatments — 31%
Summer share — 26%
Cable TV — 5%
Electricity — 1%
Which of the following would you do to economize sexually?
Abstain from sex — 6%
Use free NYC condoms — 42%
Switch to cheaper lube — 15%
Meet guys on the street in front of the West Side Club instead of going in — 8%
Watch Xtube instead of paying for porn — 67%
Rent out your sling to tourists — 5%
If you were broke, which of the following would you do to pay the rent?
Nude modeling — 29%
Become a stripper — 21%
Become a rent boy — 30%
Find a sugar daddy — 64%
Have you ever paid for sex?
yes — 21%
no — 80%
Have you ever been paid for sex?
yes — 31%
no — 70%
Have you ever worked in the sex industry?
As a bodyworker — 4%
As an escort — 8%
As a booth attendant — 1%
As a fluffer — 3%
As a porn star — 5%
In another sex-related job — 11%
Are you having sex right now?
yes — 7%
no — 93%
Do you want to have sex right now?
Yes. I’m lubed up and ready! — 32%
No, all good here. — 28%
Undecided–whatever happens, happens. — 40%
No one ask me
I think I need to be having more sex! I thought I was doing pretty well until I read this survey!
This survey is bs, what did you interview random bums off the street who are morons like “Family Feud” does, there results are soooo not accurate!!! Next time there is a quiz i so want to be able to respond.
Thanks
not relatable for me personally..but very amusing to say the least.