Shawn Southern From VH1’s Tool Academy Shows the World His Tool

Shawn Southern

Why can't reality stars keep their penises in their pants? Not that I'm complaining… but do they think that leaking the photos will get them an extra 5 minutes of fame? Shawn Southern from VH1's Tool Academy is the latest fame whore to show the world what he's packin'… better yet what he's lackin'. It was either really cold in the room or homeboy has a chode. Heck, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and hope that he's a grower not a shower.

I dunno what's more disturbing… his hair, the ugly tattoos or his small cock? Eh… I'd still do him. Anyways if you want to check out more naked reality stars click here, here, here and HERE.

Thanks to Tabloid Prodigy for the tip!

– Andy

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Shawn Southern naked

15 thoughts on “Shawn Southern From VH1’s Tool Academy Shows the World His Tool

  1. Oh please, you size queens, I was expecting an innie here. He looks perfectly normal-sized.

  2. I think what disturbs me more than the fact that he is naked in the bathroom and he’s not very well endowed, is the fact that he’s in the bathroom with 2 girls and another guy… what exactly is happening in this shot is what what I want to know.

  3. Wow, that’s it? He supposedly is some kind of stud that all the girls want. What? Can he lick his eyebrows?

  4. do you all realize the “global average” sized penis is only 5.81 inches when erect? recently in studies done of 17,000 men in europe it was only 6.00 when erect?
    that being said average is considered 5.5-6.5 when erect as a general range….not to mention the shower versus grower argument 🙂 LOL

  5. The small dick doesn’t bother me as long as it is, in fact, a grower. I’ve been with a couple of guys who were very small and they didn’t grow, and while I’m not a size queen – I like average, not over-sized – too small is a definite turnoff. But what’s with the stupid ass scissors tattoo? Seriously? Is there a reason for that?

  6. tattoos are stupid anyway, so stop whining because his one is more stupid than yours. so typical of gay guys to have tattoos…

  7. shawn? Irish curse?
    I agree with the whacked haircut ! His sideburns are not even straight!
    Maybe he isnt a little too 🙂

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