Have you ever fantasized about Shia LaBeouf? Well, if your dreams involve him cockslapping you with a big ol' donkey dick, you're out of luck (and not just because of the whole heterosexuality thing).
LaBeouf confessed in an upcoming issue of Playboy, "I'm not extremely well-endowed." Oh well… maybe he'd be a good bottom? I mean, his booty looked damn poke-able in Bobby. Don't act like you wouldn't hit that.
– Dewitt
For screen caps of LeBeouf's butt in Bobby, follow the JUMP:
Exactly… I am completely ok with him bottoming for me. I don’t care about his small weiner.
who cares? he could bottom for me anytime!
So Shia does not have a huge dick. He does not really have a huge acting ability, either. He is mostly the same character in every movie. But who cares about that when his face is in the pillow and a cock is buried deep inside his tight little ass?
This just means that he’d think I’d give him the Best head of his life. Sweet ass tho’
Ewww its shia people!!! The only reason i saw transformers is cuz of Megan Fox…and im gay!!!!!!!
I’d let him bang me with his little cock! He’s a hottie, and yummy all the way around!
Whatever! I still think he is ultra-super cute! I don’t care how small his thang is! Doesn’t mean that I can’t still play with it! I’ll just have to learn how to give a handjob with tweezers.
Never been one to be a big size queen myself…sorry, figure after a certain size it is just too big. but, I am a total top and small dick or not, i would love to be hitting that yummy ass every day!!! Shia is HOT HOT HOT.
Shia…if you see this, email me! 🙂
who cares about his dick if you get to fuck his ass?
yea I’m okay with the small dick. He is soooo cute. I would love to top that ass. he is yummy..mmmmmmm =)*
I have never found him to be the least bit attractive, even from his days as Even Steven – hated that show.
he said that but does it mean its true! he may have said that so that to get people to talking just like it did…publicity is publicity! be it bad or good!
Just because he doesn’t have a “extremely well-endowed” penis doesn’t mean he’s small. He could be regular, average, or modestly big.
Where’s Kathy Griffin when you need her? This Shia guy is so D-List. Who the fuck is he?
I bet it isn’t as small as he thinks that it is.
Besides, I’d be looking into his sexy eyes anyway, while I felt around down there. 😉
It’s not just the cock; it’s the man, baby!
At least he can admit and be real about his penis size. Plenty of guys on MH who definately don’t.