Didn’t Bruce Wayne just wrap up his super-heroing career by faking his death and going to dine al fresco with Anne Hathaway in Italy? Teen Wolf’s Tyler Hoechlin is reportedly in line to be the next Batman. They’re already rebooting? SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL. And I type that as a comic book fan who loves big dumb comic book movies. Ugh, Hollywood is so leech-like.
The next Batman franchise has been announced, and it’s merging with Superman’s. The sequel to Man of Steel will feature Batman. This could be the most amazing summer blockbuster ever made (on par with The Dark Knight or The Avengers) or the next GreenLanternBatman&RobinFantasticFourFantasticFour:RiseOfTheSilverSurferCatwomanHulksDaredevilElektra.
Whatever happens, Tyler is at least a good physical choice. The dude is stacked, jacked and I wish his cock would smack me. But can he act? Does it matter? Henry Cavill was…good? Man of Steel was very kinetic, and Henry looked the part. I think he cried once? So Tyler is going to have to be able to hold his own with someone who can cry on command. Right. I hope the Batman suit has a REALLY big codpiece this time to keep our interest.
Do you think Tyler Hoechlin would make a good Batman? If not, who would you like to see play the Dark Knight?
– J. Harvey
Check out some pics of Tyler Hoechlin below and imagine him in a Bat-suit.
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He is si fucking Hot!!! MIGHT be a good batman
Lemme set this straight: who gives a shit? Tyler “Christian Abs” Hoechlin is fucking sexy, which is the only thing that matters. Have you watched the soft core porn that is Teen Wolf? With comic movies, speaking as a committed fag and comic book lover, if the plot if right who care about the acting? It’s basically cosplay with a budget at this point and usually the acting is decent overall. If he can growl and enuciate well, let him have the job!
He is the new Batman. He is the new everything. Give him all of the jobs. All of them.
I feel like you’re trolling me, dewitt.
WOW
He’s the right one if, when not in his Batman outfit, he is walking around in nothing but tighty whiteys or some such. Otherwise, I am not really interested in the Batman franchise. Maybe he could change my mind?
GOTHAM CITY NEEDS YOU, YOU JADED BITCH.
You’re so Emma Frost.
I never liked Batman as a character, he has no superpower so he sucks in my book ( and don’t try to convince me that humans are good, they are not).
The villains are the most interesting part in Batman. My favourite version is the one that used to air on Cartoon Network – the only Batman movies I’ve liked were by Tim Burton.
I hope it’s a BIG NO. Because snooooooze. Sure, he’s pretty and has that body-oddy-oddy that goes on for days. But, he’s a horrible actor. You can’t go from Christian Bale who is intense as can be to an MTV lead actor. NOT COOL.
tsk tsk. Mixing DC and Marvel characters. Having a crossover moment are you?
ATTENTION J. HARVEY:
I must say I enjoyed reading your entertainment “piece” [pun intended] on Tyler H. as the possible new Batman.
Personally, I think your writing talents are being wasted in a trash forum like MH! I recommend that you shop your writing prowess around and get a more legitimate writing gig that will take you further in your career.
Of course I must compare you to your illiterate, one dimensional and incoherent blog partner DeTwitt. His writing [if one can call it that] is juvenile and criminal at best.
I recommend that you distance yourself as much as is possible from your junior partner, and if prudent, seek a restraining order against De Twit. Or at least build a border fence to keep him from illegally invading your space.
Cheers to you HARVEY! Keep up the cool and edgy writing!
Now if you can get your hands on a Tyler ass pic, you would rise to demi-god status š
He is ridiculously hot. He looks like he could be Rufus Sewell’s son but with an amazing body. Those gifs where he’s swooping in…I’m mesmerized by his gorgeous green eyes…
NOPE! I just want to see Tyler Hoechlin naked, like any human being with a sexual drive would want.
I sense this is sarcasm. If it’s not, you are very sweet.
Very sweet until you get dusty at my co-blogger who is the fucking HEART and SOUL of this blog. dewitt IS Manhunt Daily. I am merely a hanger-on that pens vapid posts about pop culture gayness because porn intimidates me. dewitt is the reason that we are one of the most popular gay blogs out there. His posts are full of wit and brevity, and they give me boners. He can go from eloquently describe a hairy butthole to intelligently reviewing the latest indie track. He is a multi-faceted writer, and an inspiration to us all.
He also has exquisite taste (please note our shared fascination with Colby Jansen).
So stop talking shit about my co-blogger and friend.
p.s. But seriously, if you are being genuine about the kudos, I’m available for side gigs.
Holy cum gutters! I guess I need to start watching Teen Wolf…
I thought that JGL was set up in the last movie as the next Batman.
Something about his face….I don’t know….there’s like, too much of it…maybe I’m weird though.
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YOU GET THOSE SIDE GIGS, SHAWTY! I ain’t mad at ya.
If he looks good in the mask and cape (cowl) then he will be Batman. Bale looked OK as the Batman, but that voice, or rather growl was silly. He was fine as Bruce Wayne, as have been Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney. Just give this huge some acting lessons (wont take much) and BAM! The Batman Rises…
He seems a little young.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!
Sure. Why not…but they’ll need to tame those eyebrows for him to be Bruce Wayne.
Bales voice was perfect for “THE DARK KNIGHT” The Dark night was meant to be a more serious character and dark in nature.
BATMAN is a whole other persona and why the earlier films were more campy.
My question is will this be a continuance of the Dark Night persona or the Batman character?
Batman….Movies only come in trio’s so it’s over for the Dark Night for now.
do not attack my secret lover, dewitt!!!! he is a genius. and hot. and funny.
i would give him a few jobs. did you see him in “hall pass”? his body is just unreal
yea a fuckable batman
Out of all the other names I’ve seen, he’s the only one I saw and thought “…Alright.” Though he’s gotta be able to pull off Bruce without making me think he’ll turn into a werewolf half-way through…or sounding like he’s forcing up a lung.