Show Us Your Dicks.

So apparently you do things when we ask you to? Over the weekend, we asked you to show us your butts, and at least six of you listened to us! Never mind that it’s like pulling teeth to get submissions for It Happened On Manhunt! When we ask you to post naughty pictures in the comments section, you actually listen to us! This is exciting news! In case you couldn’t tell from all the exclamation points!

Upon discovering our new influential powers, we contemplated the next thing we should force encourage you to do. Should we ask you to find a cure for world hunger? Donate money to a charitable cause? Adopt a puppy? Call your mother and tell her you love her?

Nope, just show us your dicks.

You heard us. Drop your pants, take a picture of your cock, and post it in the comments section. What do you get for doing this? Absolutely nothing, aside from the satisfaction that I might masturbate to your pictures later tonight…

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Straight Rent Boys

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159 thoughts on “Show Us Your Dicks.

  1. Ha, I never made that promise! Don’t put words in my mouth!

    Put THAT in my mouth instead.

  2. I did NOT ever know you could attach images!!!
    I’m so excited.
    This is pretty bad I know this now. I foresee myself abusing this feature a lot.
    Here’s my dick anyway:

  3. All of this tasty looking cock on here, someone had to post a picture of themselves showing where to stash some of the surplus of perfected penises.  😉

  4.  I’m suddenly reminded of a song about big, floppy, donkey dick.  What a superb trouser snake you have there.  😉

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