Holy scrotum! I’m still sort of reeling from the e-mail I just received about the new apocalyptic flick This Is The End. It’s not considerably surprising to hear that the film is super, super gay—James Franco is involved after all—but I didn’t think they’d take it beyond a few jokes about Seth Rogen getting titty-fucked. This, honestly, sounds like it might be the most homoerotic movie of the year. Gayer than gay porn.
The basic premise of the film? James Franco throws a party and invites all of his cool celebrity friends like Rihanna, Jason Segel, Michael Cera, Mindy Kaling, Jonah Hill, Aziz Ansari and, well, basically everyone. The end of the world happens, and hilarity ensues! Also, as one Manhunt Daily reader revealed to me, things get very, very, very gay. Huge spoilers ahead:
“I know you do movie reviews and mention all the hot naked men, homosexual undertones, etc. Well, last night, I went and saw the comedy This Is The End. I thought I would tell you to check it out for a few reasons. The movie is basically a comedy about the Biblical apocalypse featured in the book of Revelations. In this movie, there is MAJOR homosexual undertones and hints that James Franco is in love with Seth Rogen and totally wants to fuck him. There are hints all over the movie saying that Franco is a big ol’ homo. He even has a statue of giant penis in his house.
“There are also some hints of gay undertones between Rogen & Jay Baruchel. There is some nudity. Like a scene where Jay Baruchel walks in the bathroom to find Michael Cera having his dick sucked and his asshole licked by two women. No dick shots, but a nice good look at his ass. Not bad. There is also a scene where Jonah hill is raped by a demon. A demon with a HUGE dick.
“But here is the best part. The kicker that makes going to see this movie worth it. Near the end, Danny McBride shows up with a group of followers, and he has a “pet” on a leash. It’s a guy in a jockstrap wearing a pink luchador mask. The guy under the mask is revealed to be… CHANNING TATUM! Danny says that Channing is his bitch, and he fucks him whenever he wants, and Channing positions himself, ass up and face down on the ground, doggy style!! It’s worth watching the movie, just to see that. There is also an appearance by Satan with a big ol’ fire dick. It all ends with a sing-along and dance number with the Backstreet Boys, singing “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)“. All in all, it’s worth watching and reporting on. If only just to see Channing Tatum as a slave, bitch, bottom boy.”
Sorry! I have no more words to type. This description got every ounce of blood in my system flowing to my dick, and I can no longer think.
CHANNING TATUM. JOCKSTRAP. BOTTOM BITCH.
– Dewitt
Watch the trailer (which features none of these seemingly amazing scenes) below:
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As incredibly sophomoric as this movie seems, I really want to see it, just because sometimes you want a silly, goofy movie for fun.
Also, James Franco and I wish to announce our engagement.
I love Jay Baruchel
I cannot stand Seth Rogen
Gay? Homoerotic? You don’t say…
Oh, don’t get me wrong. There are a lot of Sophomoric jokes & humor, but all in all it was pretty damn funny. Plus seeing Channing Tatum as a bitch & watching Franco do all but say let me fuck you Seth, I love you is well worth the price if admission.
Oh, and glad you enjoyed the review so much Dewitt. Sorry you were given the mental vision of Channing, with no actual view to jerk off too. Lol! But it might be best. Theaters tend to frown on public masturbation. Lol!
There might be some theaters frowning upon me this weekend. If I get Pee Wee Herman’d because of you, then you might have to take over the blog.
IS THIS A HOAX?
Actually I’m just glad someone wrote “Hotness Level” for me while I’m on hiatus.
Good thing, too, because I doubt you’d be able to sit through a movie with Jonah Hill in it.
Lol! Well if I must, then I must. Who knows, I might actually be good at it. Lol!
I’m with Franco. I’d fuck Seth Rogen and Darryl from “The Office.” Channing who?
craig robinson and emma watson? I’M THERE
I think you don’t understand the meaning of the word “homoerotic”.