Steve Grand is the first openly gay singer with any talent to ever become relevant (lol), and if you’re anyone who’s anyone, you’ve probably already heard his smash country hit “All American Boy“. The other thing about Steve is that he’s also way hot, and he has a really interesting background having grown up Catholic and forced by his parents to go to conversion therapy to cure his gayness.
But the joke was on them! Steve is still very gay, and even though he used to upload crappy covers of Monster Mother‘s songs onto YouTube, he decided to make real music one day and his latest song is called “Stay”. The video is so sexy, because Steve shows his abs, and there’s a part where he’s basically having sex with a guy! Haters are going to say that Steve relies too much on his body, but they are wrong, because have you listened to his voice? It’s such a good voice!
In any case, I broke up with my boyfriend last night, because I decided Steve is such a sexy role model for the gay community that I want him to take my virginity. Yes, everyone, I am a virgin! Dewitt wasn’t supposed to tell you that yesterday, but I guess he was mad that I wouldn’t let him hit this! Like, ew, as if I’d ever have sex with someone who’s almost thirty and doesn’t have a six pack…
Take a look at this hottie’s peen outline and watch his new video below:
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for a guy who wants to become a serious musical artist he sure is naked alot, like ive seen his dick so many times i feel like im his personal whore or somethin
He is absolutely gorgeous, and extremely talented!!!!!!!!
Wait. Isn’t this the *same* video as the one for the last song? At least he’s clear about his real talent: looking very pretty with his shirt off.
I like this kid. He’s got a good voice, and the songs are catchy. Hey, if Taylor Swift can be a superstar with her nasally voice then he definitely should be able to make it. And so what if he shows off his body. Sex sells. It’s just part of the marketing package (pun intended).
And I applaud him being open and out in an industry not known to tolerate homosexuality. Country music needs more like him. Maybe Kenny Chesney will feel comfortable enough to finally come out.
A YouTube user commented that Miley Cyrus has more views in 2 days than Steve Grand does in 4 weeks. I find it quite hilarious that this country is more accepting of a girl who sings about ecstasy, twerks up against Robin Thicke (who’s newest song is in controversy about being about rape, not to mention he’s married), rides a wrecking ball naked, and licks a sledge hammer like it’s her dad’s dick but two men kissing and singing about being in love is what is destroying America’s values and society. This is a country of hypocrites.
Can we PLEASE stop it with all the guest bloggers Gay (Insert Name Here)?? They’re not witty, amusing or even remotely funny. They’re not the least bit objective when reviewing music, and they’re horrible writers. Case in point: “The video is so sexy, because Steve shows his abs, and there’s a part where he’s basically having sex with a guy! Haters are going to say that Steve relies too much on his body, but they are wrong, because have you listened to his voice? It’s such a good voice!”
HORRIBLE sentence structure, boring recapping of the video, and the writing and squealing over their latest fanatical obssesion like a tween girl. UGH. I just can’t. Stuff like that belongs in a gay version of Tiger Beat.
I don’t see many male country artists standing around in their underwear in half their videos or pictures. And I would hardly call this song country. I just don’t understand what being gay has to do with being a singer. Some people just don’t find it relevant to a singing career, they are singers to sing and do what they love, not be out and in your face about being gay. Whether Kenny Chesney is or is not is his business and no one elses.
Agreed and well said….thanks…
It’s better than that boulangerie knowles crap. :U
As much as I think he’s okay, and legitimately country, unlike taylor swift. I think his career may be buried under that whole being “out in country” thing. It’s a niche that he’s in and unfortunately it’s not that big. I’m worried his songs will just be the same, which wont get him very far. He needs to release a song with more substance than “I like this guy and want him inside me” before I’ll give him a chance. Until then he’s just another industry puppet like far too many others out there today.