I love this video. I love these guys. I am a newly minted fan of local boys Simply Unemployable. That’s how I used to describe myself before someone hired me to blog about shaved assholes here at Manhunt Daily. My mom’s co-workers are so tired of her bragging!
I was at a party recently when a friend announced to those gathered round that he had decided that his “summer look” for 2013 is going to be “short-shorts, slutty tanks, overpriced sneakers, and aviator glasses.” I didn’t find this very innovative seeing as that’s how a good portion of the gay community presents themselves when summertime rolls around. Plus, I’m almost positive that was his “look” last summer. I even mentioned that and asked how he described last summer’s ensemble choices. “Trying To Get Fucked,” is what he answered. Point taken, and what a fantastic description for homosexual summer styles!
It’s that time of year for dudes to bust out and show off their gym bods or lack thereof. Make it tight and short or don’t bother! Even you beefy boys! Seriously, the green tank guy needs to bend over in front of me. He won’t regret it. Unless he’s straight. He might regret it then. I like big butts, I can not lie, and I will battering ram your fat ass, Charlie.
Can 1-800-DIK-CHAT be a real thing? Actually, that might have been what we called Manhunt back in the day when it was a party line.
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This post, specifically your anecdote about your friend, had me cracking up! good ole observational humor with a little shade on the side.
As for the video, that was hardly slutty. That was just work out attire. Where are the booty shorts? Where are the mid-drift showing tanks?
the dude with the multiple glasses got me cracking ahah
I’m still trying to wrap my head around “overpriced sneakers” as a fashion choice. How does one work that? Do you leave the pricetag on or “accidentally” carry the receipt or just talk incessantly about how much you paid for these shoes that don’t look like they could possibly be worth how much you paid? (That last one seems to be annoyingly popular with us gays.)