Straight Guys Are Gay: Bros Cuddlin’

Aw. Here’s two straight guys cuddling while watching vids on a laptop. Why can’t hetero dudes snuggle up together? Involuntary boners, that’s why. These two seem pretty content with just the contact. Intimacy between straight guys is the actual love that dare not speak its name.

– J. Harvey

For a rare glimpse at two heterosexuals seeking solace in each other’s arms, Follow the JUMP:

33 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: Bros Cuddlin’

  1. I think its awesome. 🙂 I hug and snuggle with a straight friend of mine, and its comforting. 🙂

  2. no shit huh!  on wait….shouldn’t YOU be out getting laid rather than be on your computer reading such lame shit?     just sayin’……..

  3. This is silly. I can’t imagine to heterosexual men would snuggle up together on a sofa watching a movie. This would not happen unless maybe, both men are mentally challenged and know not what they are doing.

  4. they obviously did this so that they could post it online, and get a kick of how many hits they’d get on youtube (in the hopes of this going viral, they’ve been somewhat successful, since it’s made it all the way here)… all of it at the expense of gay man, on the notion that being gay is something to laugh at… hence the smirk at the end… paging 2011, 1982 is calling, wants its stereotypes back….

  5. I have a straight friend that comes over often just to cuddle and its an awesome feeling of closeness and friendship.

  6. where do you get the idea these guys are straight, yeah sure they are straight did you see the second clip? haha straight my ass

  7. I mean this is so stupid look at the guys laught at the end of the video.
    this was obviously a joke :S

  8. I love how so many can be ignorant and judgmental. There is nothing wrong with two straight men cuddling or myself who has a straight friend who allows me to cuddle next to him when I feel that I need that closeness.  BUT when two straight females do the same thing then its alright. Most are just hypocrites. 

  9. Um, I can tell you that these guys are not straight.  Open your fuckin gay-tinged eyes, people. Do you ever see straight guys do this? NO. That’s because they are straight. Jesus… this site is getting way too ridiculous.

  10. 2 years ago my suite mate and i shared a bed to watch a movie on my laptop. he assumed i wass straight and im 99% sure he was straight. he was captain of the lax team and stuff. but he did make a few harmells grabs below the belt during the movie.

  11. I’m gay and I do cuddle with my straight friend… But between us, he’s the one who gets a boner

  12. I have a straight mate and we cuddle all the time. And him and his best mate joke that they are boyfriends and cuddle all the time. It’s not a big deal for guys to be close.

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