Straight Guys Are Gay: Guys’ Guide To Hugging Guys

I had no idea there were so many variations on straight guy hugs. My favorite is the butt hug, but is there a version where you can put a double dong between the two guys and neither is wearing pants? YouTube comedy duo SMOSH realized that hetero dudes might feel awkward about embracing each other because we live in a heterosexist society and everyone was raised to fear non-sexual intimacy. They created this guide to hugging for the straight gentleman who still wishes to be close to his peers but wants to do it without being afraid he’s going to feel a rock-hard erection against his leg.