Straight Guys Are Gay: The Jockstrap Bandit

Straight guys are weirdos is more like it, am I right? In the video you’re about to watch, some guy who lost a bet is forced to dance in nothing but a jockstrap and a cowboy hat, all while his brother and a buddy watch and film the whole thing. I’m not sure why, as a heterosexual man, you’d want to watch your brother or friend jiggle his ass, but there are bigger mysteries in the world for my little ol’ gay mind. Like vaginas.

Also, how does this video only have 1,000-something views, when there are so many gross perverts (like me) who would gladly watch a straight man embarrass himself in very little clothing? We need to remedy this, my dear readers. He hasn’t truly lost this bet until 1,000,000 people have thought about jizzing on his butt.

– Dewitt

Watch this video of a dude shaking his ass below:

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3 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay: The Jockstrap Bandit

  1. IDK, he really seemed to enjoy jiggling his cheeks and snapping those straps against his ass. Why do I feel like his next video is going to start off with, “Hey, dude! Look how far I can shove this cucumber up my butt. No homo!”

  2. Well it’s cute and all given the context you put with it but just what kind of odd bet was next one must wonder. Even str8 boys want to find ways to get their friends (or brothers…kinky fuckers) out of their clothes. I like the booty slaps that he threw in.

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