Straight Guys Are Gay/Cute Guys On YouTube: Three Marines Do Taylor Swift

Not that way. Yeah, they’re straight but I’m thinking she’s not ready to debut her “I’m so surprised, y’all” face whilst getting a train run on her in a tank.

“Straight Guys Are Gay” was originally started to spotlight cute dudes on YouTube doing stereotypically “gay” things like making out, dancing together, rimming each other, etc. In actuality, there’s no way to prove that the guys in the vids are actually straight or gay. It doesn’t matter! The name of the feature was just us being cheeky.

However, someone in the comments always seems to take umbrage with the title and what “straight” means and what “gay” means. Understood. From now on we’re gonna call it “Cute Guys On YouTube”. Not the most INVENTIVE title, but it gets it done.

Anyway, here’s three “bored marines in Afghanistan” singing along to Taylor Swift. Considering my announcement in the last paragraph, the fact that they titled their vid “It’s not gay to sing Taylor Swift” is amusing.

– J. Harvey

To watch some soldiers lip-synch to “You Belong To Me” and look sweet doing it, Follow the JUMP:

3,124 thoughts on “Straight Guys Are Gay/Cute Guys On YouTube: Three Marines Do Taylor Swift

  1. Okay, we can mourn losing marriage equality fights all we want, if three straight Marines have listened to a song by a female singer-songwriter sung from the perspective of a woman to her boyfriend that they know all the words and are willing to sing it together and post the results on YouTube, gay men have already won the most essential cultural battle(s).  Everything else is just timing and details.

    (And,if I were a betting man, I would bet the guy in the middle has a little crush on the guy on the right.)

  2. Would you care to explain what you have labeled “stupid” or would you prefer to remain a complete moronic douchebag spewer?

  3. The man in the middle keeps his eyes on the man to his left and I do get the feeling that he is crushing on him; meanwhile, I’m crushing on all three of them!

  4. “It ain’t gay if it’s in a 3 way, It’s O.K.!”  Just say’n.

    Serving in the Armed Forces in a freak’n tank!  I’ll just stand erect and salute.  😉

  5. I agree with the above…don’t change the name. Str8 guys are gay is more enticing. If guys on here wanna call you out on the sexuality of the people in the video, fuck ’em. Cute things like this and the ones you’ve posted before (even when they aren’t super sexual) are fun to see. I never surf U-Tube so I’d miss things like this. They are right, “it’s not gay to sing Taylor Swift” but it is soooo gay to sing it with your two buddies while you make googley eyes and point at each other when you sing the lyrics. Perhaps they should experiment with seeing if it’s not gay to suck each others cock…and post video’s of that.

  6. When you have marines doing these sorts of things, it just goes to show how far we ve really come. The hateful regime loses another notch.

  7. I would imagine driving a humvee or tank daily and not really knowing whether you’re going to come back from that sortie has a tendency for you to peel away all the bullshit.   Gay/straight/bi who cares.   These are three guys who love each other and consequently the macho bullshit isn’t necessary…..  keep em safe until whenever they get home Stateside.

  8. omg soldiers have time to memorize Taylor Swift lyrics, who is protecting this country?

  9. That analogy is like saying a gay soccer team is like a group of gay guys trying to “act straight maybe they should try eating pussy.”

    With all due respect, statistics show homophobia starts at home.  

  10. i thought they were just adorable…and good to see them comfortable enough in their own skin to just cut loose and not care what the world thinks 🙂
     

  11. I loved it I think Taylor Swift should play the video when she sings it on tour…… Very cute and the guy in the middle has a wedding ring on but I think he may have a male crush on the one on the right.

  12. I said,
    ‘O sweet beloved,
    you are the refuge of my soul.’

    He said,
    ‘If you belong to me,
    don’t talk of your own soul.’

    I said,
    ‘Why do you cut me
    with your sharp words?’

    He said,
    ‘My words wouldn’t hurt you
    if you weren’t in love with yourself.’

    ~Rumi~

  13. I give it great entertainment value! Love that we watch these guys spend time doing something fun with they are protecting our country! pretty damn cool!

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