There’s obviously been an element of self-parody to our new Stuff Straight People Like series. We’d never go so far to make sweeping generalizations that all heterosexual dudes are fascinated by nipples or waging a war against the word “bromance”. However, we do have a sneaking suspicion that they all watch DIY home-improvement shows.
Don’t get us wrong! We watch them too. But while we’re learning about laying down tiles and shit, we also have our hands shoved down our pants. How can you blame us when these shows are hosted by sexy fuckers like Matt Muenster of Bath Crashers (pictured above)? And then they get all sweaty, covered in sawdust and spackle? It’s quite possible we have a bit of a handyman fetish…
– Dewitt
To check out more hot home improvement hunks, follow the JUMP:
Jason Cameron of Man Caves:
Andrew Dan-Jumbo of Take Home Handyman:
Carter Oosterhouse of Trading Spaces:
Jeremy Black of Flip This House:
Marc Bartholomeo of Kitchen Impossible:
Lol !! I love this new serie of yours, so caricatural.
Wow thanks !!! I do learn from them as well but there is nothing wrong with some eye candy !! Where is yummy David from color spalsh !! ??
I enjoy home improvement shows in general, but with a big, hot, beefy guy, it’s almost like softcore porn. The new episodes of Kitchen Impossible have Mark Bartholomeo with more facial hair and he is effing hot. Matt Muenster is also really hot.
Lynn Kegan … naked, now, please
Jeremy can flip my house anytime–and I don’t even have a house!
James Cameron can go spelunking in my man cave anytime!
Omg why have I never encountered this…Carter Oosterhouse before and why am I not licking him right now?
Also, DIY shows are cool. And hot, apparently.
Has anyone caught Greg Plitt on “Designed To Sell”. Funny to watch, but also hot! Marcus Iron was also featured as a Landscaper on “Curb Appeal”. Apparently this is what he does, when he is not doing porn.
Yeah thats where i first fell in love with Greg Plitt (and Lynn Kegan that sexy redhead!) There is even one episode of Design to Sell where Greg is cutting wood shirtless! I still have it on my DVR :p.
Carter Oosterhouse!!!
Swoon… Now that the man I like to wake up to in the morning next to me.
What beauties they all are. But I am now in lust with Mark Bartholomeo..
Yhanks for this series.
my husband’s name is actually marc bartolomeo
former model, carpenter and electrician by trade and totally yummy
That’s Jason Cameron, not James Cameron.
That is not a photo of Mark Bartolomeo. Seriously, he is (believe it or not) even hotter than this. His website is markbartolomeo.net.
no love for David Bromstad of ‘Color Splash’? 🙁
Correction: His name is spelled with a c. The website is marcbartolomeo.net.
Sasha Andreev…Curb Appeal!
I’m glad to see that it’s not just me that thinks the handy men on these shows are smoking hot. It seems they have a sexy side they like showing too…apparently. Love the pics…and thanks for the link to Marc’s site, DevilishOne. Hot!
I haven’t seen “Flip This House”” but, I’d love to “Flip” Jeremy Black !
And, Mark Bartolomeo is smokin !! He just gets better with age !!!
I also, would definately crash Matt Muenster’s bath.
And, I would never turn down an invitation to James Cameron’s “Man Cave” 😉
LOL, What’s that on my TV right now? Viva HGTV !!!!
I would love to see CHAD LOPEZ and John Gidding shirtless !!!!
I love the guy on COLOR SPLASH..right up until he opens his mouth. Best to watch muted.
Can I just lay between Marc’s legs right now.
Can I just lay between Marc’s legs right now.