The sign of the horns is a hand gesture. We really don’t feel the need to go into the specifics of it. Most people associate it with heavy metal, sporting events or awkward emoticons. As it turns out, it also happens to be the international symbol for heterosexual douchiness.
We all follow at least one straight dude on Facebook who posts drunken pictures of himself playing beer pong and guzzling whiskey, right? If so, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve seen him (or one of his bromance buddies) whipping out this signal.
That’s all we have to say for this week’s edition of Stuff Straight People Like. You may now proceed to move on to much more important activities… Such as masturbating to pictures of that straight dude you follow on Facebook who posts drunken pictures of himself. Especially that one where he’s faking a blowjob on his best friend. Um, not that we’re stalking old straight boy crushes on Facebook or anything.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Haze Him
To check out more naked dudes making this hand gesture, follow the JUMP:
Sucking cock is s0 rock and roll!
Note the cocksuckers oh-so-subtle middle finger:
Having my ass plowed is so heavy metal, bro.
Irrelevant. But this is the cutest Eiffel Tower we’ve ever seen.
who is the dude in the 2nd pic get a BJ. i swear i have seen him somewhere b4???
HazeHim.com is disturbing. To me the videos come across as rape. Even if it is all fake, not cool.
He’s a gay porn star.
Well to people like me its a sign of brother hood but its because im a metal singer so i do this alot \m/ \m/ Metal for life!
It’s Brandon Lewis. It’s hilarious when you see gay porn stars in these “amateur” sites, when they (thank god) are far from amateur! 😉
While yes, this is generally an international symbol of douchiness (ha!), I think in this context it is supposed to be the “hook ’em horns” hand gesture made by fans of the University of Texas, playing up the supposedly-straight college frat boy fantasy.
On a separate note, I would do ANYTHING to pledge a fraternity of which Brandon Lewis is a member. He is so fucking hot and that deep Southern drawl he’s got…DAMN! 🙂
This is not the symbol of douchiness, this is our school symbol. Hmm, I’m oddly put off for some reason maybe bc I go to school here. UT must not know about this, they’d shit a brick.
Might also be the symbol for their school or something. looks like their at Texas State
Its the Go Bulls symbol at USF also!!!
it’s the sign of a douchebag and if I see someone doing that in a photo, I click on the next profile fast
yeah, hook em’ longhorns. do some research before you make stupid allegations. and not just that, but its also my fraternity hand gesture.
Who is the guy in the green hat with the tattoo?