Unless you believe those pesky gay rumors, Zac Efron is a straight person. These are some pictures of Zac Efron riding on a skateboard. Now, we weren’t math majors or anything, but we’re certainly capable of putting two and two together! Using our expert logic, these images lead us to one obvious conclusion–all heterosexual men love skateboarding. All of them.
We hope you enjoyed today’s edition of Stuff Straight People Like. Clearly, it wasn’t just an excuse to post these pictures of Zac Efron shirtless. That would be ridiculous! And it’d be even more ridiculous if we were discreetly touching ourselves, as we stare at his newly buff body and delicious treasure trail. So ridiculous.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Just A Dream
To watch Zac Efron demonstrate this heterosexual phenomenon, follow the JUMP:
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As it turns out, straight people are also into swinging:
I’m not exactly getting all of the hype around him. I guess it’s bc he’s pretty with a nice body?
He looks like Craigery Morton in that last pic.
Who won’t want to take a swing on Zac’s dick? I mean, he’s hot, he’s got a rocking body, and he can sing me a nice song as he pounds me. Sounds like a great Friday night.
Ughh he is so hot!
I <3 THIS KID!!
He needs to get his hot little ass on my cock while i work those feet!!!!
I like to say that I’m gay and I like longboarding. THIS ARTICLE IS FALSE. haha. 😛
wow…zac efron is officially a hunk, wth, I remember when he used to be a twink. Where’d all that muscle come from?
FLAWLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there is nothing more enjoyable been young and hot yeah,it’s suck been old 🙁
WOW!!! he went from pretty to hot!
I like to skate haha. I need a new board haha
DAMN!!!!! I would let him do anything he wants to me…
damn, hes maturing nicely
I’m melting…
zac is going to be a “bad boy” i think.
one whom you won’t want to bring home to your parents.
l.o.l.
(heck — he might be a bad boy now.)
didn’t know he already had a tattoo
Zaquisha is as straight as that dude who’s touching himself in the passenger seat of the Jeep.
In other news: Zac did not have NEARLY the dilemma that Rebbecca Black did when deciding which seat to take. He sat in their laps. And not even just on Friday…
Reminds me of Justin Timberlake, from cute boy to hot hot hot man.
^That’s what I was thinking!
Mmmm, he’s hot, but I wont blow my balls over him. LOL. Can someone tell me why the hell people under 25 walk around with their underwear poking out of the top of their pants? If that were a subject of a hot or not, my vote would be NOT. LOL
Always liked his hot looks, and now the body is smoking too. Nothing there not to like.
HOLY BEEFCAKE…that’s a hot man. Now if I can just push that High School Muscial cute little boy image out of my head, I’ll be able to really enjoy these pics…with my pants down.
Doesn’t matter if he is straight or not, I want to marry him!
I had never been attracted to Zac until I saw these pics. Wow. I think it’s that he has packed on more muscle and cut his hair short. Wasn’t a fan of the longish, overly styled and colored do. That is more like it!
What a beautiful man!
To paraphrase the famous South Park episode, “Come out of the closet already, Zac!”
Same I’m gay and longboard in is my passion