Between Buzzfeed‘s “Hotties Of The SuperBowl” list and Ranker‘s interactive version on the same theme, I’ve spent a lot of the past two days fapping to pics of attractive football players. More accurately, I’ve spent a lot of time fapping to pics of the New England Patriots. I’m loyal to my damn team! It’s not all that difficult, considering they’re some of the sexiest fuckers in the NFL.
Whether you’re a fan of Wes Welker‘s icey blue eyes or Deion Branch‘s magnificent smile, there’s something for everyone in the Pats’ line-up. Personally, I’m quite fond of Rob Ninkovich‘s beard. Scratch that! I’m just fond of Rob Ninkovich. Even without the facial hair, he’s one of the most boner-inducing athletes I’ve ever laid eyes on. UNF!
– Dewitt
Click through to daydream about giving Ninkovich a facial:
Let’s not forget the Pats’ other Rob:
Mmmmm Gronkowski…
and his cock – or his arse?
I’d like to see something…
Oh I didn’t. Wait til’ today’s Daily Wood.
I like the other Rob better.
Oh, if only…
– Dewitt
Yeah, this guy’s real hot if you like big fat bear slobs. Good think I’ve got the ex-gay ministries on speed dial; time to give them a call.
Without the beard he is hot..but facial hair spoils the good looks of guys who try to make themselves look unattractive..hate fucking beards.
I was hoping for pics from the shower area!
I guess I like big fat bear slobs? I’m cool with that.
He was a hottie in High School, I can tell you that!
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/gallery/2012/before_they_were_patriots?pg=3
go giants!!!! but this guy is pretty hot too hehe
yes.
i am willing to give mr. ninkovich another kind of “beard” (which would be initially viscous in nature) to wear.
i hope robert’d not mind it terribly.
Agreed. He is damn hot…especially with the beard.
beard is DIS FUCKING GUSTING
clean or stubble he is quite hot
beards are like having a big shit wiped on your face- even the hottest guy is gross with shit on his face
Yep, this guy is definitely hot, especially with the beard. But I’ll pass on watching the straight Academy Awards.
Woof. Just manly woofness. Think he’s a “slob” cause he’s not your “type?” Step up and prove it gets better. Be bigger than that boy.
is he the son of Yukon Cornelius?
The man is hot in the last picture wearing the red boxer briefs.
Actually let’s forget about all of the first pics and JUST focus on the other Rob in the last one. YUM!
Yes, all of the aforementioned guys are hot. I have to say, though, that I don’t understand how James Ihedigbo is being left off these lists. I know, I know, everyone has their own likes/dislikes and he might now be everyone’s cup of tea yadda yadda yadda. Even if you don’t think he’s hotter than the other guys on the list, however, can you really look at this picture: http://kravefitmagazine.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/krave-fit-magazine-featuring-new-york-jets-defensive-back-james-ihedigbo/ and tell me he’s not at least as hot as most of these guys? (I’m aware the picture identifies him as a Jet, but he is a Patriot now, and hotter than all heck.) Life’s little mysteries, I guess.