Surprise! Tanning Beds Are Bad For You

Tanning Bed, Stewie Griffin

After years of designating tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation as "probable carcinogens", international cancer experts have now deemed them as deadly as mustard gas or arsenic. An analysis of twenty studies found that risk of cancer jumps seventy-five percent when individuals use tanning beds before the age of thirty. 

I'm not really sure what this means for people once they hit thirty-one, but I'm going to assume it's just as unhealthy. I've always been baffled by people who go to tanning salons. If you're going to increase your risk of skin cancer, you might as well do it the natural way. How else am I going to stare at your bulge at the beach?

– Dewitt

4 thoughts on “Surprise! Tanning Beds Are Bad For You

  1. Trying to find the appropriate words for this post…
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  2. site’s down again Mhunters. so refreshing knowing that I just re-upped for another month. ‘ol MH is back to normal.LOL

  3. I’m not really sure what this means for people once they hit thirty-one, but I’m going to assume it’s just as unhealthy. I’ve always been baffled by people who go to tanning salons. If you’re going to increase your risk of skin cancer, you might as well do it the natural way. How else am I going to stare at your bulge at the beach?

  4. I’m not really sure what this means for people once they hit thirty-one, but I’m going to assume it’s just as unhealthy. I’ve always been baffled by people who go to tanning salons. If you’re going to increase your risk of skin cancer, you might as well do it the natural way. How else am I going to stare at your bulge at the beach?

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