Abercrombie & Fitch is a elitist bullshit brand, it’s kind of culty, and it’s run by an obnoxious man who looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein in man-drag. These are all facts. What’s also a fact is that Hunger Games actor Alexander Ludwig is devastatingly gorgeous and […]
Here is the (bafflingly) short-lived Abercrombie & Fitch “Life as a Greeter” web series. It premiered back in February, but it’s fashionable to point and laugh at A & F right now, so here we go. They’re what you’d expect: slick production values, upbeat empty […]
I know. I KNOW. Does it help that it’s hot guys doing the lip-synching? You hate me right now, don’t you? It’s a slow morning and I saw nipples and just went with it. You’re not alone. If I hear this song again, I will […]
And every queen you know is religiously watching Downton Abbey, so don’t even front. Abercrombie & Fitch is a gay club masquerading as a “clothing store”. It’s dark, blasting homosexual dance tracks, smells like too much cologne, and I once got a blow job from […]
You take your life in your hands when you stroll into an Abercrombie & Fitch store. They keep their stores so fucking dark you can’t see your hand in front of your face! You could trip over a bi-curious high school wrestler retail jockey and […]
You probably woke up this morning to the amusing news that gay clothing retailer (seriously, you’ve been to one of their stores, right?) Abercrombie & Fitch released a statement saying that they want Jersey Shore’s The Situation to STOP wearing their shit on the show. […]
Jon Cossu is an Abercrombie & Fitch model and was first discovered when he was 18 by photographer Brian Sloane. The combination of the dark hair and blue eyes is stunning! I kid you not when I say that I’m in love–he’s pretty much perfect. […]
Looks may deceive! Dru and Cain may look like your standard Abercrombie & Fitch model look-a-likes, and naturally this may lead you to assume their sex would be kind of boring. However, these two boys unleash their inner freaks in their latest scene together, and […]
Soaking wet blonde boys? Yes please! Even though Rainer Iveson‘s new photo shoot with Tony Duran may be a little too “artsy” for some of you, we have a good feeling that these pics will make you want to drench this hunk in something other than […]
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