And I add that colon between “Story” and “Coven”, because there needs to be one, and it drives me crazy like a train that Ryan Murphy neglects it. I hope to hell that the next time Gabourey Sidibe‘s character is rooting around in her vagina, she […]
What do you do with a problem like Dane DeHaan? (Who’s 27, by the way. Don’t be fooled by the urchin dying of consumption in Victorian London looks.) The problem would be, “Do I want to fuck him or just make him some soup?” Dane’s a […]
I have to admit, I’m always hopelessly behind when it comes to what’s on TV. I don’t have the attention span to binge watch, I forget when anything’s actually on, and 90% of my TV time is spent either at bedtime with Craig Ferguson or […]
I have never wanted to be a lady person more in my life than when Tony Goldwyn yanked Kerry Washington into that White House server room, nailed her amongst the coaxial cables, then told her he couldn’t control his erections around her. That happened last […]
Picture it, somewhere over the California coast, 1985, Clint Eastwood and flight attendant Jacelyn Reeves join the mile high club. Little do they know, they’ve taken part in a miracle of epic proportions. Just nine months later, Scott Reeves is born. Blah, blah, blah. Fast […]
The moment has come to retire Sean Cody model Hudson from The Ten, our weekly countdown of the “Sexiest Men of The Moment“. His thick dick, handsome face and muscular body allowed him to grab the first place spot for seven consecutive weeks, until rugby […]
Actor Cory Monteith was found dead in a Vancouver hotel room last week. He was 31. The coroner investigating has declared the cause of Monteith’s death to be a toxic combination of heroin and alcohol. Monteith had been very open about his struggles with drug […]
I’ve been trying to tell you guys that soap operas only hire hot people. Who cares if they can act or not, we’re trying to moisten genitals here! That’s Mr. Redaric Williams. He’s on CBS’ The Young and the Restless, causing drama with that sickening […]
The freckles! The alabaster skin! The lanky goodness of a soulful television actor! Jesse Lee Soffer began his career playing Bobby in the Brady Bunch movies and grew up all hot. After a career in soaps, he graduated to TV. Soffer landed the plum role […]
Here’s Christian Bale at the airport sporting a shaved dome. Is that his real hair and he’s been wearing a shiny wig all these years? No, it’s probably for a role. Angry acting genius Bale is known to go balls to the wall for a […]
