Wait. What’s it called? This was a fun one, because I spent the entirety of the trailer for this scene trying to figure out why the fuck this was called “Clean Out,” until they showed the title card at the very end (which has a […]
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The Amateur Hour: Daddy’s Favorite Cunt Boy
You should watch today’s clip for The Amateur Hour if you’re into—a) submissive bottom bitches with fuckable bubble butts, b) well-hung daddies who know how to put a boy in his place, c) entirely masculine men engaging in dirty talk that involves the words “pussy”, “cunt” […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Gabriel Clark
“Relentless”. That would be the best word to describe Gabriel Clark‘s style in bed (or wherever he’s fucking an eager cum slut). His inclusion in the Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series is long overdue. It’s less about the aesthetic nature of his equipment and more about […]
Hot or Not: Beer
A few years ago, I encountered a guy on Manhunt whose ultimate fantasy was as follows: a) A guy pours Guinness down his ass crack, b) He attempts to lap up as much of it as possible, c) The remainder is caught in a pint […]
Have You Ever: Had Rug Burn After Sex?
RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Kevin Crows
Good new for anyone who’s a fan of aggressive sex and jackhammer tops. The folks over at Cocky Boys have extended their “Buy 1 Month, Get 1 Free” sale until tomorrow afternoon, so you have another opportunity to save big on full scenes of Tommy […]
Have You Ever: Done It With A Redhead?
It’s time for a huge confession—I’ve never done it with a redhead. For all my intense lusting after men like Max London and Sean Patrick Davey, this may come as a surprise to you. Or perhaps you’re not the type of person who wonders about […]
A Salute to Incredible Tops: Gabriel Clark Edition
Gabriel Clark knows how to have sex. That may sound like a ridiculously stupid statement for a post about gay porn, but there are plenty of guys in the industry who don’t know what they’re doing. He’s definitely not one of them. In fact, if […]
Fraternity X: It Goes There.
It goes there. Those three simple words served as the tagline for Canadian teen drama Degrassi back in 2005, and they’ve stuck with me after all these years. It’s always my go-to phrase to describe entertainment that reaches toward a certain “I can’t believe that […]
The Maverick Men Take Wade’s Hairy Virgin Hole
What if we had posted this picture with the logo cropped out and absolutely no mention of the Maverick Men? Most likely, nine out of ten of you would be drooling over that luscious bubble butt. Someone would say something like, “Ooh, I want those […]