ITEM – They weren’t exactly naked. And they didn’t really brawl. But there WERE supposedly a lot of cold shoulders and cunt glares! Page Six reports that Magic Mike stripper bitches Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer are sworn enemies. Word is that Pettyfer is a […]
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Things We’re Thankful For: Magic Mike
Magic Mike is the upcoming Steven Soderbergh flick about male strippers, and we’re all praying for dick. It’s Soderbergh, so it might…actually… possibly… maybe… have at least a glimpse of mainstream celeb cock. It stars Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew […]
“Magic Mike” Is Actually Going To Be Magical
Channing Tatum’s coming-of-age stripper epic, Magic Mike, could mean that a whole slew of Hollywood fuckables will be gyrating in buttfloss. Steven Soderbergh is directing the flick, which is inspired by Channing’s days as a 19-year-old dick shaker. They’ve announced a couple of new additions […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Ashton Kutcher To Make 2 1/2 Men Even Worse
ITEM – As if I needed an excuse NOT to start watching a show that I would NEVER watch. Ashton Kutcher has been announced as the official replacement for decaying loon Charlie Sheen on CBS’ cash cow comedy Two And A Half Men. Ashton is […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Royal Wedding Edition
ITEM – Alex Pettyfer is the Miss Manners of beej etiquette. In the latest issue of VMAN magazine, the I Am Number Four actor reveals that he has a tattoo right above his junk that reads “thank you.” His reasoning? “In case I forget to […]
Would You Hit That?: Alex Pettyfer
Who the fuck is this Alex Pettyfer fellow? We’ve seen his name all over the internet, and we’re still not sure why we’re supposed to know about him. He kind of reminds us of Kellan Lutz, in the sense that he’s more noteworthy for being […]