When news that Simon Cowell would be abandoning American Idol hit the net, those who watched the show were left with one big question–who's evil enough to fill his shoes? If TMZ's sources can be believed, the answer may be none other than Sir Elton John. According to […]
Tag: American Idol
Simon Cowell Quits American Idol
Your mother may have told you that winners never quit and quitters never win, but she obviously wasn't able to see Simon Cowell's future. Rumors that the acid-tongued and brutally honest American Idol judge would be jumping off ship have been circulating for quite some […]
Secret Sex: Danny Gokey
If we're being blatantly honest, I wasn't really rooting for any of the top three contestants on the most recent season of American Idol. Okay, so maybe I did want Adam Lambert to win some points for the "home team", but none of them were […]
Adam Lambert Actually Looking Attractive? Seriously, What’s Going On In The World?
You know those romantic comedies where the "ugly girl" takes off her glasses and suddenly becomes the "hot girl"? These two photos of Adam Lambert remind me of those types of movies. I never realized it before, but it appears that there's a semi-attractive man […]
Aural Only: Adam Lambert
Yes, that's Adam Lambert holding a hot chick's ass and licking her finger, but most of you don't care about that. We've already established that the majority of you have no desire to sleep with Adam, so let's just talk about his music. In particular, […]
Would You Hit That?: Adam Lambert & Drake LaBry
American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has been dating cutie Drake LaBry for a while now, but who ever said they're completely monogamous? Even if someone has said that, I know it won't stop some of you from fantasizing about being sandwiched between them for a night. Then […]
Album Review: Heartbreak On Vinyl by Blake Lewis
People can complain for days about how boring Jordin Sparks is, but the public should be thanking obsessive American Idol voters that we didn't wind up with runner-up Blake Lewis. Then again, winning isn't everything. Blake's loss hasn't prevented him from releasing his own full-length […]
Geek Out: Marvel’s Proposition X
If you haven't seen it yet, Ryan Jent wrote a terrific article for The Daily Loaf entitled "Marvel’s X-Men square off against allegorical Proposition 8". Whether you're a comic-book geek or the kind of guy who used to beat them up, you should definitely check out […]
Ellen Gets Sued!
Ellen DeGeneres may be riding high from her new gig as the 4th American Idol judge, but it's not all good news for her as her talk show faces a massive lawsuit for copyright infringement. One of the best parts of Ellen's show is when […]
Ellen DeGeneres Is The New Paula Abdul
In case you're wondering, the picture above has absolutely nothing to do with this post. We just like any opportunity to post pictures of David Beckham in his underwear. But on to other topics… lesbian extraordinaire Ellen DeGeneres has taken Paula Abdul's seat as the fourth […]