Will the Westboro Baptist Church ever go away? Until they do I just don't think I can resist writing about them. In their latest escapades they are protesting Adam Lambert with "God Hates Fags" signs and singing about how "Brokeback Mountain made God angry". That […]
Tag: American Idol
Paula Abdul Straight Up Quits American Idol
Guess who will continue to judge everyone's favorite glorified karaoke contest, most likely penning another universally hated finale song? Kara DioGuardi. This is old news, but it wasn't until yesterday that we received official news about Paula Abdul quitting American Idol. Rumors are running around about spastic […]
Album Review: Battlefield by Jordin Sparks
If you can get past the have criticized the young singer for refusing to choose a genre and stick with it. Others echo this sentiment by questioning why she isn't taking advantage of the "urban audience she started to cultivate with 'No Air'." These people […]
Aural Only: Jordin Sparks
Andy has been blasting Jordin Sparks‘ new single “S.O.S. (Let the Music Play)” across the office since it leaked, and it’s starting to drive me crazy! It’s not necessarily a bad song, but it just doesn’t sound right for my favorite purity ring wearing American […]
Is Sanjaya Really Gay?
On last night’s episode of I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!, Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol mohawk fame attempted to explain how he’s a “straight gay best friend”. In other words, Janice Dickinson isn’t his fag hag. She’s his non-fag hag. Sanjaya reminds me […]
Oh Blake, That’s Not His Girlfriend…
American Idol has had it's fair share of gay runner-ups (Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken), but what about the second-placers who just seem a little gay? No, I'm not talking about Justin Guarini, David Archuleta or Bo Bice, even if they'd all be good guesses. This […]
Why Can’t Danny Gokey Get A Record Deal?
As you may have expected, American Idol winner Kris Allen and runner-up Adam Lambert have both signed record deals with major labels. But you don't have to be in the top two to get a record deal–look at Chris Daughtry, Kellie Pickler, or Jennifer Hudson. If […]
Preview Of Adam Lambert’s 20/20 Interview
I'm still a little shocked people are this interested in Adam Lambert's gayness. He's even got a 20/20 interview, which actually looks a little interesting after seeing a preview. They cover the basics and the obvious: Yes, he is gay! But the part on his […]
One of the Crappiest Music Videos Ever?
Remember the gay guy from American Idol? No, not Adam Lambert or Clay Aiken… I'm talking about Danny Noriega from season 7. Well the Jessica Alba look-a-like just released a music video for his song "24/7" and it might be one of the
Adam Lambert Finally Addresses The Question
Finally! American Idol contestant Adam Lambert has answered the question. You know which question I'm talking about, right? The question. Oh, come on now! If you don't know what I'm talking about by now, you may just have to watch this video and find out. I've […]