I saw Edward Penishands. Some buddies and I watched it for a laugh. Well, I laughed. I was the only ‘mo there. I laughed until one of the girls came and she was a squirter. That’s when I went back to Gay Headquarters and re-upped […]
Yesterday, we posted the first few polaroids of the male contestants for Cycle 20 of America’s Next Top Model, and a composite of your responses would sound something like—“They are all sort of terrifying, with the major exception of Don.” Well, get ready to (maybe) […]
You might have heard that, this cycle on America’s Next Top Model, the insane egomaniac known as Tyra Banks will be allowing men to enter the competition. A few simple polaroids were just uploaded to the show’s Facebook page, and the selected contestants (with the […]
ITEM – Nigel’s just hanging out naked by the fireplace cuz’ the bitches love that kinda uptown swagger. Not sure they’re a “cast” exactly, but Tyra Banks has fired all of her minions who work on America’s Next Top Model. This would include the Orangina-shaded […]
The new Nicki Minaj video is very good! Very good in the sense that it’s aesthetically similar to a bad photo shoot on America’s Next Top Model, but I enjoyed it so haters can suck a bag of dicks at the end of this run-on […]
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Jay-Z, Lance Armstrong, Lauryn Hill and David Beckham. What do these four people all have in common? They’ve all appeared before the lens of cubby (and seriously hot) photographer Jonathan Mannion. Last night on America’s Next Top Model, the eight remaining contestants joined their ranks. […]
Welcome to Wanna Be On Top, our newly branded series of recaps for America’s Next Top Model‘s sixteenth cycle. Unfortunately, the question in the title of this post isn’t referring to the hot, scruffy hair stylist in the picture above. But if it did, our […]
“I know you guys love some A. Wang.” You can’t make this shit up. Those were actual words that came out of model Erin Wasson‘s mouth, as she appeared on last night’s premiere of America’s Next Top Model. An exemplary representation of reality television’s power […]
Who won this cycle of America’s Next Top Model? The answer to this question may surprise you! Actually, it probably won’t surprise you at all. In the final episode, “total package” Chelsey Hersley faced off against absurdly photogenic “giant” Ann Ward. One of these girls […]
