Stop rolling your eyes. When a hot guy is cuddling with a cute animal it creates a delightful mix of lust and “aww” within you. It’s almost too much. It’s overpowering. Just be sure to leave the puppy outside when you fuck. There is nothing […]
Tame my cock, which throbs whenever I see your cherubic face on a variety of low-level television talk shows! Tame my hungry butthole, which pulses and quivers whenever your slightly bucktoothed and fresh-faced visage introduces the world to exotic animal species! This is David Mizejewski. […]
There’s so much “awwww” in this video. It’s also somewhat confusing because I’m hard for Matthew Mitcham, but then the dog is so cute that having a boner while thinking it’s cute makes my boner seriously perverted. So the boner has to go. But then […]
We’ve all heard the term “Gym bunny” in reference to someone (usually a gay man) who spends a lot of time at the gym. This Youtuber took it a bit further and actually dressed up as a bunny while he worked out. Be sure to […]
Every now and then, I'll investigate the random folks who start following me on Twitter. Generally, this involves staring at their profile photos and flirting with them in a very public manner. And while I'd be more than glad to flirt with him (among other […]
Every time a picture of a dog dressed as Lady Gaga is taken, a gay man squeals in delight. This statement is one-hundred percent accurate, given how excited I got when I came across photographer Jesse Freidin's "Doggie Gaga Project". There are no words beyond […]
If we let twins fuck one another and fathers & sons
A new campaign by the World Wildlife Fund features a few naked models posing as animals. Apparently, they're attempting to convey a message that "their extinction is ours as well", but it gets a little lost when you're being eye-fucked by a gorgeous man with a […]
You've probably seen the Sarah McLachlan commercials for ASPCA, the ones where with all the sad animals? I'm sure you've also seen all the "cute" animal videos on YouTube, you know… the ones where people abuse their animals for our amusements? Well imagine a mash-up […]
I was never fond of monkeys. I always thought they were annoying animals that ate fleas off of each other's backs. Well, I've completely changed my mind after seeing these alcohol crazed monkeys. Like us, these monkeys know how to have fun with the help […]
