Dale Cooper! I LOVE Dale Cooper! What I love about Dale, besides his lengthy cock, is that he puts his ALL into a scene. When he dives into JD Phoenix’s puckering butthole, he DIVES in. It’s a man on a mission. His mission? To eat […]
Jaxton comforts Sam with some buttfucking. When I saw the promo pic for this scene, I got a little worried for Sam Truitt. Jaxton Wheeler is a big, burly manbeast (look at the upper body on that guy). That would give my butthole pause enough. […]
Some of the dudes in the grid above might look vaguely familiar to you, some may not. Believe it or not, you’ve been seeing them ad nauseam for over a year now. They’re the clowns that have been cavorting about in Trump’s circus this 2016 […]
ITEM – Benedict Cumberbatch presents a problem for some of the more shallow among us. Is he bizarre-looking or dripping with sexy? Is he some sort of human-Grey hybrid or are we all ravenous for his Big Ben in our buttholes? You see him in […]
Dear Josh Duggar, We have so much in common. I use Manhunt Mobile, too! I think you are the sexy. You’re like the combination of a baby and a thumb. You have a babythumb face. And I want to stick my cock in it. I […]
He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
Gay porn stars provide us with the sexiest fucking, sucking, rimming and riding scenes imaginable. Our spank banks are indebted to them for eternity and beyond. Did you ever wonder what they consider to be their own hottest scenes? We asked our favorite fuckers to […]
If you’re trying to charm the pants off of someone, you probably shouldn’t greet them with the phrase “Hey slut”. This happened to me in the recent past, and it’s not like it was some ironic, funny introduction. The guy then proceeded to ask me […]
