It’s just dandy how GQ‘s initials have gone from standing for “Gentlemen’s Quarterly” to meaning “(For) Gays and Queers” cuz’ below is their cover for September. San Francisco 49er and Superbowl champ Colin Kaepernick is a pro jock who is very comfortable with his shiny, […]
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The Locker Room: Eden Hazard’s Big Fat Badonka Donk Is Absolutely Delicious-Looking
Belgian soccer demigod Eden Hazard’s ass has its own Twitter. Your ass doesn’t get its own Twitter unless its two mounds of hunky flesh that are made of ass dreams. Eden plays for the Chelsea soccer club, and when his cakes bounce across the field, […]
9 Hot Jocks For You To Jizz Over
Since we were young gays and wanting to fuck the captain of the football team (fun fact – I fucked mine!), jocks have tackled us nude in our fap fantasies. Their aggressiveness, their competitiveness, their sports-sculpted asses…they’re the complete manly-man package. And baseball players are […]
David Beckham Can’t Make An Unsexy Commercial
What is there left to say about David Beckham’s many, many ads showing off what a hotness icon he is? Very little! Here’s the new ad for his David Beckham Classic fragrance. It could smell like hot garbage and I would still want to give […]
The Locker Room: Bryce Harper
Whilst posting about last week’s “Locker Room” pick Matt Harvey, it was noted that Washington Nationals player Bryce Harper thinks Matt is “a stud”. That piqued our interest! It was time to investigate! It turns out he looks exactly like Manhunt’s resident “sexpert” and fuckstar […]
The Locker Room: Matt Harvey
It’s not just because we’re related! Actually, we’re not. I hope we’re not, because I jacked my dick to that pic of him nude except for a room service tray in ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue”. Ugh, if we share DNA and then I shared some […]
Underwear Drawer: “Joe Athlete” by Ricardo Muniz
Check out the studly majesty of model Joe KavitskiĀ in “Joe Athlete”, by photographer and artist Ricardo Muniz. It’s a FANTASTIC artistic choice on Ricardo’s part to bodypaint Joe’s muscular body. What a deep statement about…wow, he looks REALLY hot in paint. He’s going to need […]
The Locker Room: Rejoice, It’s ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue” 2013!
ESPN Magazine’s annual “Body Issue” is the gay community’s version of Sports Illustrated’s “Swimsuit Issue”. Once a year we get to see RIPPED athletes almost buck naked. Pro athletes don’t normally walk around bareass, so this is a nice treat for fans of the male […]
The Locker Room: Andrew Luck
We *heart* Andrew Luck. I mean, it’s the 21 century. I know I would have absolutely no problem with it. I hope no one would treat him any differently than any straight player, and no special treatment. He’s another guy…It’s none of our business, the […]
He’s Gay: Kevin Grayson
Jason Collins put a big crack in the “There are no highly visible athletes that are gay, nope, no sir, not in our locker room!” dam. And now more cracks are appearing! Pretty soon it will be a flash flood of gay jocks! Unless some […]