It may be difficult to think about any other asses after this morning’s post about Nick Sterling, but we encourage you to try your best by digging deep down into your horny, man-lovin’ soul. Yup, It’s time for another Battle of The Booty! To commemorate […]
Tag: average
Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.
“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants (Part IV)
None of today’s iPhone Wars contestants are wearing any pants. They are, however, keeping their shirts on, which means they’re basically one step closer to being characters from Duck Tales. We enjoy this. Even if some of them aren’t showing off nearly enough skin. Rest […]
Who Would You Rather?: Sexy Gay Santa Edition
The contestants for today’s edition of Who Would You Rather consist of Google search results for “Sexy Gay Santa”. We’re not ashamed to admit one of them is licking a candy cane in a very suggestive manner. Because, seriously, that picture isn’t embarrassing at all. […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Armpit Posers (Part II)
When it comes to our iPhone Wars series, there are certain rounds where it’s extremely easy to predict the winner. This isn’t one of them. Today’s battle includes four contestants who are each hot in their own way, and in case you didn’t notice already, they’re […]
Thomas Jane Isn’t Very Hung
It’s about time someone asked Thomas Jane about his penis. After all, the actor is the star of HBO’s Hung, on which he plays the role of a well-endowed male escort. I know journalists are supposed to be professional and all, but hasn’t anyone been […]