Oh, look, it’s the average man. You know, assuming the average man is American. He’s between 5’9” and 5’10”, somewhere in his thirties, and weighs 200 pounds. His waist is 39”. I don’t know what his dick size is, that’s a whole different discussion. The […]
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Why Hello There, Brian Rousseau…
I stumbled across a picture of Brian Rousseau on Tumblr before I even knew his name. It was just his face with a teensy bit of chest hair peeking out from the neck of his t-shirt. Yet, despite the fact that I couldn’t see his dick […]
Underwear Drawer: This Is What A Cute, Normal Guy Looks Like In Trendy Undies
We don’t all have the six packs and extraordinary bodies seen in ads for Andrew Christian or other posts in our Underwear Drawer series. When shopping for a new pair of briefs or boxer-briefs, you have to take into consideration a lot of things—aesthetic appeal, […]
Oral Only: Dirty Tony Gives Bisexual Bad Boy Paul Stack An Oh-So-Creamy Facial
Screw those twenty-six anonymous cocks from this week’s round of iPhone Wars! If I’m going to hook up with a guy without seeing his face beforehand, it’s gonna be my favorite dirty director and overall horny bastard Dirty Tony. His latest conquest Paul Stack is […]
Oral Only: Army Hunk Axel’s First Gay Blowjob
Aww! Isn’t it so cute when we get to witness a guy getting good head for the first time? I don’t mean to insult any of the women who PFC Axel may or may not have been with in the past, but I highly doubt […]
What Would You Do?: Jack Archer
Here’s a list of things I would do with hairy-chested gay porn newcomer Jack Archer, if he weren’t too busy fucking some guy’s wife or jerking off on Dirty Tony: • Take small steps to release him from the burden of his “gay virginity”. He […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces, A-Z
Oops! We guess we skipped a week of iPhone Wars? To make up for it, we’re bringing back a theme we haven’t tackled in the series since June 2012. Twenty-six fine men will compete against one another in a “Battle of The Goofy Faces“, which […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Backwards Caps
It's not every day that you have the opportunity to choose between four sexy men. Perhaps some days, but not every day. What would you do if the hunks above came knocking at your door? Let's just say (for completely hypothetical and unreasonable reasons), you […]
Say Hello To The World’s Fastest Nudist
A man who calls himself "The World's Fastest Nudist" has