It’s not often that you get a piece of music, nay – a cultural artifact – that combines and brings focus to so many dimensions of dreadful, but here we are in the first week of October 2013, and we’ve scored. Avril Lavigne, the impish […]
Tag: Avril Lavigne
Avril Lavigne is Still Tremendously Annoying (and Maybe Fun)
Let’s face it, Avril Lavigne’s job, more than anything else, has always been to simply go out there and do exactly what she’s told, and for the past decade, she’s evidently been told to be annoying. There’s never been a time when Avril Lavigne wasn’t […]
Lady Gaga’s “Hair”
The Lady Gaga juggernaut continues rollin’ down the pop star superhighway. “Hair” is the FOURTH advance single from next week’s release of the sure-to-be-epic Born This Way. Seriously, there was less fanfare when the rock rolled aside and Jesus came out of the cave. Do […]
Weekly Top Ten: Big Victories For Adele & Aiden
English songstress Adele returns to the number one spot of our Weekly Top Ten countdown, after falling behind Pink and Katy Perry on last weekend‘s edition. Even more surprising, openly gay (and extremely sexy) singer-songwriter Aiden James has stormed into the top five with his […]
Aural Only: Avril Lavigne
My love for Avril Lavigne is pretty shameless. I’ve danced to “Girlfriend” in at least five different languages, all while wearing nothing but my underwear. My friends once convinced me to perform “Sk8er Boi” at a karaoke bar. And let’s not forget the endless sing-along […]
Aural Only: Kerli
Right before the end of the year, there’s always an awkward lull on the music scene. The big names in pop, such as Britney and Gaga, have spent their time preparing for big debuts in 2011. And everyone else who matters? They dropped their major […]
Album Review: Rihanna
Loud is on the same level as Michael Jackson‘s “Thriller”! It’s the next step in the evolution of Rihanna, packed with tracks that are sassy, fun, flirty and energetic! Rest assured, this isn’t a generic pop record that Ke$ha, Lady Gaga or Katy Perry could […]
Secret Sex: Brandon Davis
If you haven't heard of Brandon Davis, he's basically the male equivalent of Paris Hilton but greasier. Yes, he's not much beyond a rich boy socialite who constantly looks high. And despite that (or perhaps because of that), he's constantly fucking some famous chick. As […]
Lady Gaga Sees The Sign And It Opens Up Her Eyes
Have you heard of this girl named Lady Gaga? Because apparently she's a big deal or something. The pants-free wonder has become the third act to achieve three number one Mainstream Top 40 airplay singles from their debut album, joining such elite musical visionaries as […]